The Library is Open - 11/18

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

Methos is in a good mood again. There might well be whistling.

The salamander is not whistling. Methos occasionally addresses it by some of the suggested names, but so far it has not responded to any of them.

ETA: Shoved out by Janet, Methos pastes a sign on the door: Now accepting applications for library assistants.

Comments

Re: LIBRARY ASSISTANT APPLICATIONS

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

1. Three digit numberals? Shelving by numbers? Lots of numbers? Waste of time? Insanity Inducing System?

2. Happiness is an illusion which can be shattered in the blink of an eye. Or truffles, vodka and sex.

3. *offers truffles and smiles sweetly at Janet*

4. Laugh at them. Probably ask for a note from a teacher, make a big show of looking at said note and accuse them of forgery and still tell them no.

5. Make some popcorn. Remember to tell the librarian after a few days/weeks and there's a funky smell coming from that general direction...

6. Of course you can! Hmmm... "Dance: Ten, Looks: Three" from "A Chorus Line"

7. Wherever Janet and/or Charlie is/are I headed for the library last time, so most likely there again. Some place with alcohol.

8. McKay. I'm sure he's got some of the blame at least.

9. First I'd check with CJ and The Doctor the proper authorities to ensure that he wasn't with them. Then inform them.

10. If I like them, b. If not, c. Unless it's bananas or something equally disgusting. Then they're outta here.

11. 40% caffiene, 40% snark, 20% efficiency. That adds up to 100%, right?

12. Leave it! Leave it alone! But if I had to move it, I wouldn't touch it with my bare hands. Nu uh.

13. A single eyebrow raise, and a scathing look that quite clearly says "Are you usually this dumb, or is this a special act for me?"

14. Meh. Not really enthralled with it. But it's better than slave


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