The Library is Open - 11/18

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

Methos is in a good mood again. There might well be whistling.

The salamander is not whistling. Methos occasionally addresses it by some of the suggested names, but so far it has not responded to any of them.

ETA: Shoved out by Janet, Methos pastes a sign on the door: Now accepting applications for library assistants.

Comments

Re: LIBRARY ASSISTANT APPLICATIONS

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

1. A necessary evil.

2. Coffee and books in the same place.

3. [Left blank until bribe can be offered]

4. You ask for a note, and when they don't have it, you politely refuse. And then if they get all bitchy with you, you snark back until they leave and magically find their very own copy.

...or so I've heard.

5. Call them on it, and boot 'em out.

6. I would generally choose an embarrassing showtune, such as "I Enjoy Being a Girl." And as for whether you actually can...well, who's stopping us?

7. Assuming I'm on campus, and not in the town/dorms, I would so go for the library.

8. Meee. Everything is myyyyyy faaaaaault The zombies. Or whoever's convenient.

9. Definitely not A. I think B and C can both be applicable here, though.

10. This depends entirely on my mood A?

11. D!

12. Keep it for posterity.

13. Politely allowing them to lodge their complaint, then telling Dr. Pierson what happened and why the patron is SO WRONG after they leave. Then, snark.

14. I could live with it.