The Library is Open - 11/18

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Methos is in a good mood again. There might well be whistling.

The salamander is not whistling. Methos occasionally addresses it by some of the suggested names, but so far it has not responded to any of them.

ETA: Shoved out by Janet, Methos pastes a sign on the door: Now accepting applications for library assistants.

Comments

Re: LIBRARY ASSISTANT APPLICATIONS

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1. It functions.

2. "Happiness is everything in it's place and running smoothly"

3. *Offers chocolate under the table to library assistants* Help?

4. Check first with someone who knows. Then say no, just on principle.

5. Hold a memorial service and get on with life.

6. Of course. Hmm... I think the Hedgehog Song would be appropriate, although, honestly, it should never be unless there is drunkeness involved.

7. Is there a correct answer to this question? The place where the people wiuth all the weapons are.

8. Somebody else?

9. Dr. Pierson has been missing for four days. Do you:
How about D) Don't worry, he always shows up in any case, he's tough.

10. No food or drink is allowed in the library. What is an appropriate response to someone bringing some in?
a) Kick them out immediately.
I would say A, unless the food is, itself, a bribe.

11. The Library runs on:

d) All of the Above

12. Is it a blank one, or a current library assistant's contract? Check for fine print, I suppose.

13. If the improper conduct did not occur, kick the patron out and give the librarian coffee. If it did occur (which it never would) give coffee and run.

14. Are you planning on bestowing it on me?