The Library is Open - 11/18

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

Methos is in a good mood again. There might well be whistling.

The salamander is not whistling. Methos occasionally addresses it by some of the suggested names, but so far it has not responded to any of them.

ETA: Shoved out by Janet, Methos pastes a sign on the door: Now accepting applications for library assistants.

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Re: LIBRARY ASSISTANT APPLICATIONS

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

[If the Doctor were to fill out the application, it would look something like this, with scrawled handwriting in black ink...]

1. Less than logical.
2. ...a big cup of French Roast.
3. II/4. Oh, wait, that's mine.
4. Laugh in his/her/its face. 'Hell no' is also an acceptable option.
5. Wait for five days, then attempt to find out what he/she/it's become. But don't try very hard.
6. Yes. 'Maria' from The Sound of Music, and make the bastard sing the high part at the end. A strategically placed kick may be necessary for males.
7. Special Collections, natch. Just make sure you have your library card.
8. The nearest possible target.
9. D: Wait and sacrifice espressos to the Library in hopes of his safe return. Or call me.
10. C. Unless he/she/it's backwashed in it. Ew.
11. D.
12. Keep it and use it as blackmail.
13. See the answer to #4.
14. Not particularly. I prefer 'bitch', myself.

Re: LIBRARY ASSISTANT APPLICATIONS

[swerval_zero]

(if the Doctor were to fill out the application with these answers, he would likely get the job in a heartbeat.)

Re: LIBRARY ASSISTANT APPLICATIONS

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

[The Doctor would consider it an honour, but he'll stick to kindly bribing the assistants so that they don't notice when...noises come from the stacks.]

Re: LIBRARY ASSISTANT APPLICATIONS

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

The two of you are depraved. Assaulting me in the stacks. Now, really.

Re: LIBRARY ASSISTANT APPLICATIONS

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

[The Doctor would note that he hasn't yet had the chance to do so, despite an intense desire to try.]

Re: LIBRARY ASSISTANT APPLICATIONS

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

_{You're *so* going to get mocked. And Harkness is going to hear about this at the next poker game. Really.}

Re: LIBRARY ASSISTANT APPLICATIONS

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

(What? You'd offer a man who doesn't know his musicals a job? "Maria" is from "West Side Story." [g!])

Re: LIBRARY ASSISTANT APPLICATIONS

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

(('Maria' is the title of the song that goes 'How do you solve a problem like Maria...' Trust me. I googled it.))

Re: LIBRARY ASSISTANT APPLICATIONS

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

[OMG! I so forgot about that one. I went to "Maria... I just kissed a girl named Maria..." Which also ends on a ridiculously high note. How odd is that. :) :) :)]