The Library is Open - 11/18

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Methos is in a good mood again. There might well be whistling.

The salamander is not whistling. Methos occasionally addresses it by some of the suggested names, but so far it has not responded to any of them.

ETA: Shoved out by Janet, Methos pastes a sign on the door: Now accepting applications for library assistants.

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[swerval_zero]

*blinks at the other cat, then pads over to sniff at her carefully*

//Friend?//

[chasingangela]

Min puffs up and holds her tail very straight. She hisses. //What are you?//

[swerval_zero]

*drops into the 'respectful' crouch.*

Mrrow prrree. Fsssett?

//I'm a girl. Normally. Why are you so upset?//

[chasingangela]

*Huffs. Quits trying to make herself look as big as possible. Sniffs cautiously.*

//Not upset.

Girls should NOT become cats.//

[OOC: I'm basing Min on my cat, and my cat is kind of mean. Let me know if it's not fun for you.]

[swerval_zero]

Mrrreeeerrr...mraw.

//No, they shouldn't. But there was an idiot.//

(ooc: Zero conversing with a cranky cat is hilarious to me.)

[chasingangela]

*Min fully stands down, curling up with her limbs under her.*

"Mrrrrrrp. Mew. Mew."

//I know all about idiots. This girl, for example. And the boy who had me before her.//

She gives Zero-cat a suspicious look and licks her chin.

//Humans are stupid.//

[swerval_zero]

Mrrew? Mew mew. Reee?

//You think so? She's a friend of mine; she's nice. Doesn't she feed you on time?//

*glares*

//We are not!//

[chasingangela]

Kreee. Brrrrp. Mrrow. Mrrow. *streeeeetch.*

//She does, when she's not too busy mooning about. But it's always dry food. You would think she had never heard of tuna. And she keeps trying to stop me from sleeping on her clothes, as though they were not soft and comfortable.//

*yawn* Mrrrow.

//Defend your kind if you like, but a few days as a cat and you will understand. They're so clumsy.//

[swerval_zero]

Mrrawwr prrrrp. *kneads backpack*

//If I ever get to be a girl again, I'll talk to her.//

[chasingangela]

Prrrrr. Krrrp.

//For all the good it will do.//

*Sits up. Begins washing face.*

//You might not be as dumb as most of them, though. Perhaps.//

[swerval_zero]

*licks at shoulder*

//I do try.//

[chasingangela]

Min blinks several times toward Zero, then curls up into a croissant. Somehgow, she manages to get about an inch of fur onto the counter during this process.

She twitches her ears.

//Napping. Wake me up if anything interesting happens.//