The Library is Open - 11/17

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

Methos is bemusedly staring at his new pet, a salamander -- the kind that lives in fire. He managed to find a glass terranium that can withstand high heat and the salamander is happily ensconced in it. A sign in front of the terranium announces, "Name the Salamander!" and slips of paper, pens and a drop box are immediately to one side.

((Please only post names in comment thread for naming salamander.))

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Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

"I don't answer to you, madam. And they can only be black-sticker books if they belong to the library, which they don't." He grabs the stack again.

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[swerval_zero]

*reaches for the books* They can be dangerous no matter who they belong to--

*there is a pop, and suddenly Zero is not visible*

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[janet_fraiser]

Janet grabs the library card, which has fallen to the desk, and locks it up.

"You're not touching our library until you tell us what you did with Zero." She glares at Wesley. "Sit. Down. Now." She points at a chair.

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[swerval_zero]

*paws at Janet's leg* Mrrow rreee!

//Janet, Janet, look what he's done to me!//

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[janet_fraiser]

"Oh, my God, Zero, you're a pink kitten!" Janet, unable to resist the cuteness, tries to pick Zero up and cuddle her. Thank God she took her antihistamine this morning.

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[swerval_zero]

Mrrreee! ...pprrrrrr...

//Fix it! ooh that's nice.//

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[janet_fraiser]

Janet glares at Wesley while scritching right behind Zero's cute little kitty ears.

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[swerval_zero]

MrrrreeeeeeeeoOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!

//Bloody hell! What have you done to me??!!//

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[janet_fraiser]

"I don't speak Cat!" exclaimed Janet. "Parker, do you?"

She glares at Wesley again. "Oh, you get an extra song and dance number for that one. Undo it. Now."

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

But--but-but--- I didn't DO anything! (taking a deep breath and dropping his shoulders) It's not my fault if she meddled with matters too deep for her.

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[swerval_zero]

*Totally heard that. Attacks Wesley's pants leg.*

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

*shakes the cat off his leg. She skids across the floor, scrabbling madly.*

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[swerval_zero]

(ooc: I believe that qualifies as god-modding without permission...)

*crouches again at a safe distance from the crazy-evil-bad human, snarling*

rrrrRRRRooowrrrrrrRRROOOW *repeat*

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[janet_fraiser]

"Don't even give me that crap," snarls Janet. "You're at least partially responsible for this."

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

"In future, I shall keep my library out of the hands of people who cannot be trusted with it."

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Bullshit on the trust, *nobody* should handle those things, and you're doing an Oscar-winning production number before you get to check out anything else!" Parker reaches over to grab his arm, eyes practically shooting sparks. "What the hell did you DO?"

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Damnit! No, I was going to take that next semester!" She pets Zero on the head, her expression deeply distressed, then Parker turns an even blacker glare on Wesley. "Undo it NOW!"

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[game-of-you.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Not being offered next semester, as I don't think Dream could actually Do That outside the Dreaming. Sorry.]

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Wesley jumps back three feet and drops all the books. At least one spine splits. "Bloody HELL!" Ah, coincidence

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[swerval_zero]

*crouches down, fur on end, and growls at Wesley. A lot.*

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"You tell him, Zero." Parker growls along with her. "Grrr."

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

Methos' attention is finally drawn to the other end of the desk. "What in the bloody buggering hell is going on here!" he demands.

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[swerval_zero]

Mmrrow! Prreeet mow ree.

//He turned me into a cat! Do something!//

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[janet_fraiser]

"Touch those books and we'll have more than just words," says Janet.


OOC: Going home from work. More later.

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

OOC: AIEEE! Late for a meeting myself.