The Library is Open - 11/17

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

Methos is bemusedly staring at his new pet, a salamander -- the kind that lives in fire. He managed to find a glass terranium that can withstand high heat and the salamander is happily ensconced in it. A sign in front of the terranium announces, "Name the Salamander!" and slips of paper, pens and a drop box are immediately to one side.

((Please only post names in comment thread for naming salamander.))

Comments

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

But--but-but--- I didn't DO anything! (taking a deep breath and dropping his shoulders) It's not my fault if she meddled with matters too deep for her.

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[swerval_zero]

*Totally heard that. Attacks Wesley's pants leg.*

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

*shakes the cat off his leg. She skids across the floor, scrabbling madly.*

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[swerval_zero]

(ooc: I believe that qualifies as god-modding without permission...)

*crouches again at a safe distance from the crazy-evil-bad human, snarling*

rrrrRRRRooowrrrrrrRRROOOW *repeat*

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

[[oops. Excuse me.]]

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Yes, but do you know 'I am the very model of a modern Major-General?

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Aww, Zero," Parker says, holding out her arms, still glaring at Wes. "Come here. We can rip his face off together, okay?"

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[swerval_zero]

*pads over to Parker and mews agreeably*

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker picks her up, stroking Zero behind the ears, and stalks closer to Wyndam-Pryce. "Show me the *damned* book that did this, and then show me how to undo it!" She hlds out her very sharp nails. "Or you and the books get it. Got it?"

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[swerval_zero]

*makes an admittedly adorable attempt to mimic Parker's gesture with her claws*

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

I appeal to the Dean. NOW!

[must slow-play; will return in about half an hour.]

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

[is tempted to come in just to pet Zero and feed her tuna from a can]

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[janet_fraiser]

Do it! But no tuna; they made my ex-roomies cats barf!

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Cats barf on general principle. It's a Thing.

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[janet_fraiser]

I've never had a cat before that who barfed on general principle. It's not a Thing for my cats.

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

I've always had at least one longhair. Hence barf. There have also been urine issues. I think I may not be worthy of cats, and they're letting me know in the most expeditious fashion possible.

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[janet_fraiser]

"Don't even give me that crap," snarls Janet. "You're at least partially responsible for this."

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

"In future, I shall keep my library out of the hands of people who cannot be trusted with it."

Re: Paging Wesley Wyndham Pryce

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Bullshit on the trust, *nobody* should handle those things, and you're doing an Oscar-winning production number before you get to check out anything else!" Parker reaches over to grab his arm, eyes practically shooting sparks. "What the hell did you DO?"