HEY!!!

[jayne-serenity.livejournal.com]

Anybody out there lookin for a place to crash, SHel and me and Wash still got two rooms left that need fillin...

Rents low, foods free, booze is there, and we got a spaceship in our backyard...

Im acceptin applications right here...
Cute chicks get first dibs.

Comments

[sheldonjsands.livejournal.com]

*takes a seat to screen applications*

Cute doesn't mean a damn thing to me. But if you're cute *and* useful, lets say you've got two points in your favor.

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

I know this is going to come back and bite me in the ass. *sigh* Susan Ivanova - and I'm looking for a place to stay. Even though I'm slightly lacking in logged flight hours, I have been rated on all small spacecraft. *mildly* And if you make a move on me, I will completely sever the offending limb from your body. I don't swing that way. At least not your way, Jayne.

[jayne-serenity.livejournal.com]

woah.. yeah - you got a room for sure.. yah hear that Shel.. ??

[sheldonjsands.livejournal.com]

While I respect that you're a talented pilot, we already have one of those. Wash. But you do get bonus points for threatening bodily harm to Jayne. I do it all the time, myself.

What other relevant skills do you have?

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

Relevant skills? I can pour a mean glass of orange juice. If you're referring to housekeeping, I can keep myself in order - shipshape and military fashion, if you will. I can also drink a Pak'Mara under the table and back out the other side. And if it were Jayne asking this question . . . have him talk to the ambassador about my 'sexy dance'.

[princenolonger.livejournal.com]

I don't really need a place to stay, but what the hell. As long as you mind your own business about what I do at night. And let me see your guns.
Plus, you have a spaceship.

[jayne-serenity.livejournal.com]

uhhhh.. talk to Shel

[sheldonjsands.livejournal.com]

I seem to recall some talk about you and.. hacking? Tell me about this.

[princenolonger.livejournal.com]

Nothing special, really. Just added myself to the student listings ahead of the game - just a quick hack of the system. I hate intrusive questions.

The science prof seemed to take it to heart. Not my fault her system sucks. Does this place even have an AV office?

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

i am kinda...looking for a room too. Though i kinda ehm, prefer victorian houses...But i too severe limbs, if you want me too, and i can cut your hair.

*slashes face*

'nyone has a bandaid? 0.o

[jayne-serenity.livejournal.com]

woah.. dude...
*looks between Sheldon and Edward*

like...
hell no!

[sheldonjsands.livejournal.com]

What is the problem, Jayne?

[jayne-serenity.livejournal.com]

He looks.. hes exactly... like.. you....
just scary pale

[sheldonjsands.livejournal.com]

What are your thoughts about.... crime?

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

well i have this habit of breaking in peoples houses...i do have awesome lock-picking abilities.

On the other hand, maybe it's not such a good idea for me to move in. If you didn't wash your hair for a week people would start to mistake us, or something 0.o

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

Well... not a chick.

But I can build a vodka still out of spare copper tubing, duct tape, an old hot plate and some potato peelings.

[magitekboy.livejournal.com]

[OOC: holy crap. *dies*]

[jayne-serenity.livejournal.com]

no problem, as long as Shel likes ya, yer in

[sheldonjsands.livejournal.com]

What would you need to break into a bank vault?

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

Well... Depends on the vault I guess. If it has a time lock I'd probably overclock the timing mechanism using a homemade battery. Or I'd just use fertilizer, pipe, engine starter fluid, chewing gum and duct tape and just blow it up. I usually just take advantage of stuff lying around.

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: Excuse me, but . . . OMGSQUEE! *jumps Mac*]]

[serra-inara.livejournal.com]

Cute chicks get first dibs

Why does this not surprise me?

[jayne-serenity.livejournal.com]

hey gorgeous - you need a place to crash?

[serra-inara.livejournal.com]

Actually, no. And even if I did, I wouldn't.

[ooc: what's the deal with the firefly crew's backstory? is there a deal?]