ext_56596 ([identity profile] jayne-serenity.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2005-09-11 12:50 pm

HEY!!!

Anybody out there lookin for a place to crash, SHel and me and Wash still got two rooms left that need fillin...

Rents low, foods free, booze is there, and we got a spaceship in our backyard...

Im acceptin applications right here...
Cute chicks get first dibs.

[identity profile] manofthemullet.livejournal.com 2005-09-11 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... not a chick.

But I can build a vodka still out of spare copper tubing, duct tape, an old hot plate and some potato peelings.

[identity profile] magitekboy.livejournal.com 2005-09-11 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[OOC: holy crap. *dies*]

[identity profile] manofthemullet.livejournal.com 2005-09-11 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow. That's a big freaking gun. I don't usually use one but...

*Holds up Swiss Army Knife*

I get by.

[identity profile] manofthemullet.livejournal.com 2005-09-11 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Cool. Who am I bunking with?

[identity profile] manofthemullet.livejournal.com 2005-09-12 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Cool.

*Grabs Duffel out of Jeep and heads for the house*

Be back later. I have to hit Lowes and pick up some equipment. Anybody using the basement? I'll need a workshop.
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[identity profile] sheldonjsands.livejournal.com 2005-09-11 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
What would you need to break into a bank vault?

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

[identity profile] manofthemullet.livejournal.com 2005-09-11 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... Depends on the vault I guess. If it has a time lock I'd probably overclock the timing mechanism using a homemade battery. Or I'd just use fertilizer, pipe, engine starter fluid, chewing gum and duct tape and just blow it up. I usually just take advantage of stuff lying around.

[identity profile] sheldonjsands.livejournal.com 2005-09-11 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
*nods, agreeing with Jayne*

Very smart. Consider yourself moved in.

[identity profile] suzotchka.livejournal.com 2005-09-11 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[[OOC: Excuse me, but . . . OMGSQUEE! *jumps Mac*]]