HEY!!!

[jayne-serenity.livejournal.com]

Anybody out there lookin for a place to crash, SHel and me and Wash still got two rooms left that need fillin...

Rents low, foods free, booze is there, and we got a spaceship in our backyard...

Im acceptin applications right here...
Cute chicks get first dibs.

Comments

[sheldonjsands.livejournal.com]

*takes a seat to screen applications*

Cute doesn't mean a damn thing to me. But if you're cute *and* useful, lets say you've got two points in your favor.

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

I know this is going to come back and bite me in the ass. *sigh* Susan Ivanova - and I'm looking for a place to stay. Even though I'm slightly lacking in logged flight hours, I have been rated on all small spacecraft. *mildly* And if you make a move on me, I will completely sever the offending limb from your body. I don't swing that way. At least not your way, Jayne.

[princenolonger.livejournal.com]

I don't really need a place to stay, but what the hell. As long as you mind your own business about what I do at night. And let me see your guns.
Plus, you have a spaceship.

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

i am kinda...looking for a room too. Though i kinda ehm, prefer victorian houses...But i too severe limbs, if you want me too, and i can cut your hair.

*slashes face*

'nyone has a bandaid? 0.o

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

Well... not a chick.

But I can build a vodka still out of spare copper tubing, duct tape, an old hot plate and some potato peelings.

[serra-inara.livejournal.com]

Cute chicks get first dibs

Why does this not surprise me?