HEY!!!

[jayne-serenity.livejournal.com]

Anybody out there lookin for a place to crash, SHel and me and Wash still got two rooms left that need fillin...

Rents low, foods free, booze is there, and we got a spaceship in our backyard...

Im acceptin applications right here...
Cute chicks get first dibs.

Comments

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

I know this is going to come back and bite me in the ass. *sigh* Susan Ivanova - and I'm looking for a place to stay. Even though I'm slightly lacking in logged flight hours, I have been rated on all small spacecraft. *mildly* And if you make a move on me, I will completely sever the offending limb from your body. I don't swing that way. At least not your way, Jayne.

[jayne-serenity.livejournal.com]

woah.. yeah - you got a room for sure.. yah hear that Shel.. ??

[sheldonjsands.livejournal.com]

While I respect that you're a talented pilot, we already have one of those. Wash. But you do get bonus points for threatening bodily harm to Jayne. I do it all the time, myself.

What other relevant skills do you have?

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

Relevant skills? I can pour a mean glass of orange juice. If you're referring to housekeeping, I can keep myself in order - shipshape and military fashion, if you will. I can also drink a Pak'Mara under the table and back out the other side. And if it were Jayne asking this question . . . have him talk to the ambassador about my 'sexy dance'.

[jayne-serenity.livejournal.com]

sexy dance?

Yeah - Shes got my vote

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

*dryly* I feel dirty.

[[OOC: Dude, you really haven't seen any Babylon 5, have you?]]

[jayne-serenity.livejournal.com]

((nope, never seen a single episode))

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

*folds arms* As much as I'm enjoying this oh-so-clever repartee, I really must be blunt. Do I have the room or shall I begin looking elsewhere?

[[The sexy dance is . . . very not sexy, meant to confuse and bewilder aliens into believing they have just had sex with Ivanova, while all she did was jump around them and screech out pillow-talk cliches.]]

[jayne-serenity.livejournal.com]

Ask SHeldon, hes in charge

[sheldonjsands.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Sure.

New roomies are on probation for the first week. So no funny business. Savvy? *goes to see about this rumored brothel in town*

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

*very small smile appears on her face and she inclines her head* Thank you. *collects duffel bag and begin striding away* *stops, turns* Ah - where exactly is it?