Parker rolls her eyes. "It's safer than 97% of the cafeteria food. That's all the guarantee you get. Plus, they're yummy enough to be worth it if you *do* end up singing."
"I'm quite certain. If, of course, I knew who you were speaking of at all. All sorts of people come in and out of the library on a daily basis." Methos' offended tone would be ever so much more effective if he wasn't still somewhat giddy.
Parker snorts. "Suuuuure we do." Then she holds up her hands. "And if you want to kiss any of those other people in the stacks? That's just fine. Send up a flare if you get lost in there."
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"See?" she said to Methos. "I'll even give you extra to take to your sweethearts if you decide you like them."
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