Wednesday: What was the school board thinking giving Jamie Madrox a teaching position?

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

When the students entered the danger shop today they would notice that the room had been transformed into an artist's studio. Around the room were various sculptures for everyone to see.

All made of butter.

Additionally there were blocks of butter of various sizes set up around the room as well.

And finally there was Jamie. He was dressed in an artist's smock with a beret and giant fake handlebar mustache glued to his face.

"Hello me petit fleurs!" Jamie exclaimed as the students entered the danger shop. "Today we vill be dooing art! Specifically zee sculptures en beurre! Butter scupltures!!"

He whirled around in a circle gesturing to all the beautiful art around him.

"Grab your tools! Grab some beurre and create... ZEE ART!"

[Be warned... we can expect some visitors today! :D]

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Sign In!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

With ARTISTIC FLAIR!

Re: Sign In!

[showmetheproof.livejournal.com]

Dana Scully

Lecture!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Now with lots of spinning! And a smock!

Re: Lecture!

[notmyownage]

Claudia was facepalming. A lot.

She really should have just made that blob with horns weeks ago.

Re: Lecture!

[necroslacker]

Yeaaaaaaah. Sam wondered how this class got stranger and stranger every single class but kind of realized that Professor Madrox was talented like that.

He was gonna smell like butter for the rest of the day.

ART!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Create some BEAUTIFUL ART!

Out of butter.

Re: ART!

[whitequeensfire.livejournal.com]

Angelica was still pretty ticked off at stupidface Topher from yesterday (and mad at herself for taking the assignment too personally), which made it a wee bit difficult to sculpt butter while radiating some heat. But she was managing to create a passable horse.

Re: ART!

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

Dave had carved a car out of butter once in 4-H - look, there was nothing to do in Wisconsin sometimes and there was plenty of butter there - so he went about giving that another shot. He was a little rusty with butter carving, but it still looked pretty good.

Re: ART!

[randomspanish.livejournal.com]

"...Suddenly I wish Spencer was still here," Freddie said, as he went about his butter carving. To him, this was actually totally normal. And so, lo and behold, a crude rendition of Nug Nug from Galaxy Wars. In butter.

Re: ART!

[squire-hand.livejournal.com]

Art it was not, but James managed to buttercraft a person...if you squinted a bit and tilted your head to the side.

Re: ART!

[showmetheproof.livejournal.com]

Scully was actually having fun. And carving out... a corpse.

Well, create what you know, and all. Maybe she'd tell Mr. Rogers about this next week.

Re: ART!

[wrongkindofsith]

Cara was not creating anything out of butter. It was a waste of both butter and time.

Re: ART!

[glacial_queen]

Karla thought of Dujae and cackled while slowly sculpting...a vase. Maybe she would carve I AM KARLA into the side and send it home to him. She thought he might get a kick out of that.

Re: ART!

[wwiii]

You know, Warren was actually kind of enjoying this? Mostly because he wasn't being launched out of a giant slingshot or being made to lick doorknobs today.

Of course, Warren's artistic skills were pretty much moot, so thus far, he had a fairly accurate sculpture of a misshapen blob of butter.

... It was an abstract expressionist piece.

Re: ART!

[notagoose]

Goose's artistic skills were minimal at best and the butter made it slightly difficult but his end result somewhat resembled a dolphin.

Re: ART!

[necroslacker]

Sam wasn't artistic or creative so he tried to sculpt...a block of butter. If asked, he'd say it was a cube shaped house or something. But, it was just a really badly sculpted block.

Re: ART!

[walkswithcoyote]

Mercy was pretty horrible at art, so she was working at a sculpture she would simply refer to as 'abstract'.

Re: ART!

[need-no-moon.livejournal.com]

The butter was way softer than any wood Jake had ever worked with (NOT DIRTY) so it took some trial and error. And just to thwart Jamie, he was making a wolf. That and well, because he knew the shape well enough to make something passable.

Re: ART!

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

Seifer cackled as he started carving. The butter was cold and pale, and well, he couldn't resist carving a sculpture of his favorite icey bitch, no, not Emma Frost, he hasn't met her yet Shiva (http://images.wikia.com/finalfantasy/images/b/b6/8b-shiva.jpg).

And he was totally going to find a way to stick it in Squall's room. After tossing a few blizzards in there to keep her cool.

Re: ART!

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

....Art.

Squall sucked at art. Or anything creative. He pulled a picture of Rinoa (http://images.wikia.com/finalfantasy/images/6/69/Rinoa%26Angelo.PNG) out of his wallet so that he could have something to work from. ...Except that it was going to end up looking horrible, and he didn't want to insult Rinoa like that. Fortunately, Angelo was in the picture too, so he tried his best to sculpt her, instead.

Re: ART!

[selfhelphero]

It was saying something that this was one of the least strange assignments they'd had in this class, but Billy wasn't going to complain. At least no one would die from carving butter, probably.

He wasn't sure what to make at first, but what he ended up with looked kind of like a face and head. It wasn't anyone in particular though, because that might have been a little too weird.

Oh no!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Vat is Ziss? An invasion of people from another class?

[Read below for an OOC explanation]

Re: Oh no!

[willbethenight.livejournal.com]

Seeing a fairly nice butter carving of a car that Dave had made, Bruce decided to take it.

As soon as Dave wasn't looking at it, Bruce made his move. Before Dave could notice, it was already gone.

[OOC: Car and Dave's attention modded with permission.]

For the TA!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

And her blob of butter. With horns.

Re: For the TA!

[notmyownage]

It was a blob of butter. And it did have horns. And so help her, anyone trying to take it was in for a world of pain.

If she lost this blob with horns now, she was fairly certain it would haunt her for the rest of her life. Mostly via postcards and emails from Jamie about whether she had one for him, yet.

Talk to Jamie

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

But don't even try to take away his mustache!

OOC:

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Today's class will be invaded by... ART THIEVES!

And if you can't guess who they are, well then you're not paying attention to a certain OTHER class.

DEFEND YOUR ART STUDENTS!

OR just roll your eyes and let them steal all that fabulous butter.

Re: OOC:

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

*cackles and loves you *and* Neal-mun for this*

THANK YOU MR. MADROX!