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Wednesday: What was the school board thinking giving Jamie Madrox a teaching position?

When the students entered the danger shop today they would notice that the room had been transformed into an artist's studio. Around the room were various sculptures for everyone to see.

All made of butter.

Additionally there were blocks of butter of various sizes set up around the room as well.

And finally there was Jamie. He was dressed in an artist's smock with a beret and giant fake handlebar mustache glued to his face.

"Hello me petit fleurs!" Jamie exclaimed as the students entered the danger shop. "Today we vill be dooing art! Specifically zee sculptures en beurre! Butter scupltures!!"

He whirled around in a circle gesturing to all the beautiful art around him.

"Grab your tools! Grab some beurre and create... ZEE ART!"

[Be warned... we can expect some visitors today! :D]

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With ARTISTIC FLAIR!

Now with lots of spinning! And a smock!

Create some BEAUTIFUL ART!

Out of butter.

Vat is Ziss? An invasion of people from another class?

[Read below for an OOC explanation]

And her blob of butter. With horns.

But don't even try to take away his mustache!

Today's class will be invaded by... ART THIEVES!

And if you can't guess who they are, well then you're not paying attention to a certain OTHER class.

DEFEND YOUR ART STUDENTS!

OR just roll your eyes and let them steal all that fabulous butter.

Dana Scully

Angelica Jones

Dave Nelson

Angelica was still pretty ticked off at stupidface Topher from yesterday (and mad at herself for taking the assignment too personally), which made it a wee bit difficult to sculpt butter while radiating some heat. But she was managing to create a passable horse.

Dave had carved a car out of butter once in 4-H - look, there was nothing to do in Wisconsin sometimes and there was plenty of butter there - so he went about giving that another shot. He was a little rusty with butter carving, but it still looked pretty good.

Seeing a fairly nice butter carving of a car that Dave had made, Bruce decided to take it.

As soon as Dave wasn't looking at it, Bruce made his move. Before Dave could notice, it was already gone.

[OOC: Car and Dave's attention modded with permission.]

Edited 2011-10-05 03:37 (UTC)

Claudia Donovan

Claudia was facepalming. A lot.

She really should have just made that blob with horns weeks ago.

It was a blob of butter. And it did have horns. And so help her, anyone trying to take it was in for a world of pain.

If she lost this blob with horns now, she was fairly certain it would haunt her for the rest of her life. Mostly via postcards and emails from Jamie about whether she had one for him, yet.

Peter probably wouldn't approve, but Neal was fairly sure that the rest of the faculty would.

Which was why he breezed in and, without once making any kind of noticable contact, nicked Jamie's wallet right out of his pocket.

Even though his interactions with Jamie to this point gave Neal the impression that he might find it filled entirely with gold dubloons, he still felt satisfied.

[[Wallet filched with permission!]]

Jack ran in and... really had no idea what he was doing.

So he grabbed the scary helmeted guy holding a sex toy and tried to carry it out of the classroom.

It was hardly discrete.

James of Krondor

"Zee art!" Jamie exclaimed. It iz being stol-en! Noes! Stop! Stop them!"

"What, now I'm supposed to protect all the butter art?!"

Freddie Benson

"...Suddenly I wish Spencer was still here," Freddie said, as he went about his butter carving. To him, this was actually totally normal. And so, lo and behold, a crude rendition of Nug Nug from Galaxy Wars. In butter.

Edited 2011-10-05 04:34 (UTC)

Art it was not, but James managed to buttercraft a person...if you squinted a bit and tilted your head to the side.

"Muahahahah."

Oh yes. Scully's art. ALL HERS. RUNNING AWAY WITH IT NOW.

[permitted, yes. *snort* and she'll happily steal yours too, just flag her down.]

Edited 2011-10-05 04:28 (UTC)

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Wednesday: What was the school board thinking giving Jamie Madrox a teaching position?

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For the TA!

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