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Wednesday: What was the school board thinking giving Jamie Madrox a teaching position?

When the students entered the danger shop today they would notice that the room had been transformed into an artist's studio. Around the room were various sculptures for everyone to see.

All made of butter.

Additionally there were blocks of butter of various sizes set up around the room as well.

And finally there was Jamie. He was dressed in an artist's smock with a beret and giant fake handlebar mustache glued to his face.

"Hello me petit fleurs!" Jamie exclaimed as the students entered the danger shop. "Today we vill be dooing art! Specifically zee sculptures en beurre! Butter scupltures!!"

He whirled around in a circle gesturing to all the beautiful art around him.

"Grab your tools! Grab some beurre and create... ZEE ART!"

[Be warned... we can expect some visitors today! :D]

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Kenzi turned her head and whispered, "Bart! Get up! No getting caught!"

Why was Kenzi standing on the ceiling? And why was he covered in butter? And... Oh, moving was probably a good idea.

You know what's not good for moving? A lack of traction. You know what gives you a complete

Bart got up to run and slipped, falling flat on his face. This was not good.

Kenzi facepalmed. "You are so not cut out for this career." She looked around and then back and Bart and whispered, "Can't you just shimmy it off?!"

"Just shimmy it... Oh." Slow on the uptake, but he got it. He started vibrating to get the butter off without really thinking about what he was doing. They didn't call him Impulse for nothing.

A second later, Kenzi was sprayed with a fine mist of butter.

"Oh jeez. I'm... so... sorry."

Kenzi looked down, then pointed at him. "You'd be doing my laundry if I thought you knew how to do it." SIGH. "Grrrr." But not very intensely.

This is about when Bart really wished he had one of those Bat-grapple guns. Or a Bat-smoke bomb. Or even just a Bat-arang. Maybe Tim would let him borrow the Bat-plane.

Maybe not after that last time.

"OhgodI'msosorrybutweshouldprobablygetoutofhereright?" He reached for her arm and got ready to sprint and pull her out into the hall.

Kenzi grabbed the nearest sculpture, hooked her fingers onto his shirt, and proclaimed, "Escape velocity, Mr. Allen!"

"Aye aye Captain!" He grabbed hold of her and in a blur they were out in the hallway.

Bart let go of her and grinned. Then he looked around to see if anyone saw him. Stupid secret identities.

"We win!" Kenzi made fake-crowd-cheering noises, and held up her hand for a high-five. "Excellent getaway, sir!" And now she needed to get the butter off her. Sheeeesh.

Bart smiled and high fived his roommate, wiping his hand on his pants afterwards to get the butter off.

"Wait. I didn't get a statue." He suddenly looked horrified. "Does that mean I fail?"

"I'm the TA! You helped me get outta there, of course you don't fail." Kenzi patted his arm, splashing butter on his shirt. "You are so totally an accessory. Nicely done!"

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