http://onepunchguy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2011-09-01 04:32 pm
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Sensitivity Training, Thursday, September 1st

To say Guy wasn't pleased with his latest class subject was possibly the tiniest bit of an understatement. He liked teaching gym class, damn it. It never involved pointless talk about how getting beamed by a dodgeball made you feel as a person. But he'd soldier on and plot his revenge on Kyle.Maybe some lava blood....

"Obviously this is sensitivity training," he said once the classroom was filled. "Now, we're not going to have a drum circle or anything to discuss the oppression we all feel, okay? Let's just call this 'How to not be a jerk' instead."

Trust him, he was an expert on this.

"We'll get into that touchie feelie crap later on, so you won't need and tissues today. It's your first day, so let's go easy. Tell everyone your name, where you're from and what you wanna learn here."

Not that he needed the class ideas or anything. Not at all. Really.
lockestheway: (peter: contemplating the sky)

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Peter Wiggin
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[personal profile] lockestheway 2011-09-01 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm Peter Wiggin," Peter replied, lounging back. "I'm from North Carolina, and I suppose it would be to treat other people sensitively."

Even Peter in full on suck-up mode couldn't make that sound completely convincing.
wrongkindofsith: (...and call you George)

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Cara

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Stephanie Brown
wrongkindofsith: (Surrounded by idiots)

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[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2011-09-01 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yet another example of why Cara needed to not pick classes at random.

"Cara, I come from the Midlands, and I don't need to learn anything in this class." Clearly.
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[personal profile] lockestheway 2011-09-01 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's what the class is on, right?" Peter ventured. "Helping me be more sensitive?"

His mom was a horrible hag who deserved to suffer for putting him through this.

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Jack Carter

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[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com 2011-09-01 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hi, I'm Jack Carter," he said said with a brief wave. "And I have a feeling my dau- doggone sister signed me up for this course. Which is wrong because I'm already pretty sensitive."

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[identity profile] batwaffles.livejournal.com 2011-09-01 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Stephanie Brown," she began, "from Gotham City, and I think I'm in this class by mistake."

Or because Bruce was evil. Or thought she needed to learn how not to do things like try and throttle her father with a chain. One or the other. Maybe both.

"But that's okay," she went on. "I could pick up some pointers on how to get other people to not be jerks."

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Nathan Young

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[identity profile] tripledmyself.livejournal.com 2011-09-01 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"Nathan Young from Ireland, mate," he said, glancing around at the rest of his classmates. "And I think I want to learn how to better handle my very fragile emotions when someone is a jerk to me. I'm a flower in bloom, you see. People here are so...harsh."

Yeah, that was all a lie. He was the harsh jerk.
wrongkindofsith: (Oh no. We're all about to die horribly.)

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[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2011-09-01 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
As if Cara could even handle her own emotional turmoil in any remotely healthy way. Punching people was just the better option all around.

"More like it's hardly worth the effort of trying to transfer out." Also on the too much effort front, tact.
Edited 2011-09-01 15:00 (UTC)

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[identity profile] batwaffles.livejournal.com 2011-09-01 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
EXCUSE YOU, SHE WOULD BE AN AWESOME BLUE LANTERN. AT LEAST SHE WOULDN'T BE VOMITING BLOOD EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME.

"The taser's not a bad idea, but I don't see why you can't have both," Stephanie maintained stubbornly. "There are some decent people there."

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Surreal

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