Sensitivity Training, Thursday, September 1st

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

To say Guy wasn't pleased with his latest class subject was possibly the tiniest bit of an understatement. He liked teaching gym class, damn it. It never involved pointless talk about how getting beamed by a dodgeball made you feel as a person. But he'd soldier on and plot his revenge on Kyle.Maybe some lava blood....

"Obviously this is sensitivity training," he said once the classroom was filled. "Now, we're not going to have a drum circle or anything to discuss the oppression we all feel, okay? Let's just call this 'How to not be a jerk' instead."

Trust him, he was an expert on this.

"We'll get into that touchie feelie crap later on, so you won't need and tissues today. It's your first day, so let's go easy. Tell everyone your name, where you're from and what you wanna learn here."

Not that he needed the class ideas or anything. Not at all. Really.

Comments

Re: Introduce Yourself

[batwaffles.livejournal.com]

EXCUSE YOU, SHE WOULD BE AN AWESOME BLUE LANTERN. AT LEAST SHE WOULDN'T BE VOMITING BLOOD EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME.

"The taser's not a bad idea, but I don't see why you can't have both," Stephanie maintained stubbornly. "There are some decent people there."

Re: Introduce Yourself

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

HEY. HEY. HE WAS ALSO A STAR SAPPHIRE IN AN AWESOME GODDAMN BIKINI.

Guy just gave her a look. He was pretty sure even aliens knew about Gotham at this point.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[batwaffles.livejournal.com]

Because that was clearly what the world had been missing. Thanks, Geoff Johns.

Stephanie crossed her arms and gave him a look right back.

And really hoped he didn't ask why people still lived there, because who knew the answer to that question?

Re: Introduce Yourself

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

"Lemme guess, you're a fan of Bats."

Re: Introduce Yourself

[batwaffles.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

"They try, at least. Am I not supposed to admire that?"

Good one, Steph. Let's get obviously over-defensive, shall we?

Re: Introduce Yourself

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

Pfff, fangirls.

"Yeah, yeah. We all do our part." And he wasn't going to speak ill of the dead. But he'd think it. Loudly.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[batwaffles.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, also shut up about her Superboy poster.

"So there you go," Stephanie declared. "I guess I found my reason to be here."

Re: Introduce Yourself

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

Too late, he was already judging.

"Just don't expect me to agree with your Bats love." Oh, Stephanie.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[batwaffles.livejournal.com]

She was invested, okay?

She waved a hand. "Not everyone does. Whatever."