http://onepunchguy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2011-09-01 04:32 pm
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Sensitivity Training, Thursday, September 1st

To say Guy wasn't pleased with his latest class subject was possibly the tiniest bit of an understatement. He liked teaching gym class, damn it. It never involved pointless talk about how getting beamed by a dodgeball made you feel as a person. But he'd soldier on and plot his revenge on Kyle.Maybe some lava blood....

"Obviously this is sensitivity training," he said once the classroom was filled. "Now, we're not going to have a drum circle or anything to discuss the oppression we all feel, okay? Let's just call this 'How to not be a jerk' instead."

Trust him, he was an expert on this.

"We'll get into that touchie feelie crap later on, so you won't need and tissues today. It's your first day, so let's go easy. Tell everyone your name, where you're from and what you wanna learn here."

Not that he needed the class ideas or anything. Not at all. Really.
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wrongkindofsith: (Surrounded by idiots)

Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2011-09-01 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yet another example of why Cara needed to not pick classes at random.

"Cara, I come from the Midlands, and I don't need to learn anything in this class." Clearly.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com 2011-09-01 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"So, you're here for an easy A?" Guy replied. Yes, show them all your stunning sensitivity to the emotional turmoil of your classmates, Cara. You know you want to.

Or just punch someone.
wrongkindofsith: (Oh no. We're all about to die horribly.)

Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2011-09-01 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
As if Cara could even handle her own emotional turmoil in any remotely healthy way. Punching people was just the better option all around.

"More like it's hardly worth the effort of trying to transfer out." Also on the too much effort front, tact.
Edited 2011-09-01 15:00 (UTC)

Re: Introduce Yourself

[identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com 2011-09-01 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, she was talking to Guy 'Mooned Batman from space' Gardner about this...

Guy snorted at that, nodding in agreement. "Good answer!"
wrongkindofsith: (Your mouth moves and nonsense comes out)

Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2011-09-01 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"I thought so."

This was obviously going to end well. Or in tears. Most likely someone else's.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com 2011-09-01 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it would teach them to stop being whiney. Or something. A valuable lesson would learned and that was the important thing.

"This'll be a fun class," he decided. Because he was horrible.
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