http://onepunchguy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2011-09-01 04:32 pm
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Sensitivity Training, Thursday, September 1st

To say Guy wasn't pleased with his latest class subject was possibly the tiniest bit of an understatement. He liked teaching gym class, damn it. It never involved pointless talk about how getting beamed by a dodgeball made you feel as a person. But he'd soldier on and plot his revenge on Kyle.Maybe some lava blood....

"Obviously this is sensitivity training," he said once the classroom was filled. "Now, we're not going to have a drum circle or anything to discuss the oppression we all feel, okay? Let's just call this 'How to not be a jerk' instead."

Trust him, he was an expert on this.

"We'll get into that touchie feelie crap later on, so you won't need and tissues today. It's your first day, so let's go easy. Tell everyone your name, where you're from and what you wanna learn here."

Not that he needed the class ideas or anything. Not at all. Really.
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Re: Introduce Yourself

[identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com 2011-09-01 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, Peter. Peter.

"You suppose?" Guy asked, crossing his arms over his chest.
lockestheway: (peter: listening to you)

Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] lockestheway 2011-09-01 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's what the class is on, right?" Peter ventured. "Helping me be more sensitive?"

His mom was a horrible hag who deserved to suffer for putting him through this.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com 2011-09-01 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"But you don't have to be wishy-washy about it." That was Kyle's job!
lockestheway: (Default)

Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] lockestheway 2011-09-01 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"Fine," Peter said. "I'm here because my mother," the bitch, "Wants me to be more sensitive. Period. I hope that isn't too wishy-washy."

Re: Introduce Yourself

[identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com 2011-09-01 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Not at all! "Was that so hard?"
lockestheway: (peter: a bit smuggin')

Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] lockestheway 2011-09-01 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"Excrutiating," Peter told him. "You don't look like you're having the best time yourself."

Re: Introduce Yourself

[identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com 2011-09-01 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm the teacher, do I have to?" Yes, Guy. You do.
lockestheway: (Default)

Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] lockestheway 2011-09-01 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"In theory," Peter said, with a shrug. "I'm just saying this in case you'd like a hand every now and again. Delegate some of the responsibilities."

If he had to suffer, maybe he could be put in a position where he could make everyone else suffer, too.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com 2011-09-01 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"That a round about way of asking to be my TA?"
lockestheway: (peter: pressed against the glass)

Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] lockestheway 2011-09-01 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, right. No being wishy washy." Peter sat forward. "Can I be your TA, professor?"

He'd get the look off of Skywalker's face.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[identity profile] onepunchguy.livejournal.com 2011-09-01 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"Now you're just bein' a smart-ass," Guy replied. "But sure. If you want the job."
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