BWI - Portalocity Lounge [Saturday Morning]

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

It had taken two and a half pep talks from her father to get Miley to be at least sociable today, the last half of which she was currently reading over text messages because her father couldn't figure out how to send messages that were greater than the character limit. Still, "sociable" was a far cry from her normal bubbly self. But she still had to be nice and talk to people, and she would, even if that talking to people was occasionally interrupted by texts from Lilly. (Hey, she had to read those! They could be important!)

She took a seat under the "Fandom High" banner in the airport lounge, with her three glittery pink suitcases and matching cosmetics bag all laid out on the floor in front of her. There. She could do this. If she could maintain a double life for four full years, she could survive boarding school. And maybe tonight, the president would call her back and manage to get her back into Seaview somehow!

...Hey, a girl could dream.

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Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Where the bus driver was. Well, 'driver' was pushing it. Bus 'finagler' was a better term for it.

It hadn't been the same since the Canadian Sherlock Holmes and Disney overlord touched it in bad places.

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

"Uh," Miley said. "Are you the driver?"

Was this a Maryland thing, drivers wearing pajamas? Because her tour bus driver, Ernie, never wore them. And her chauffeur, Phil, pretty much always wore a suit.

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Among many things," Deadpool said, filling the role of the wise, older driver. "But there will be no Driving Miss Daisy shenanigans. Morgan Freeman would sue my ass."

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

Miley stared.

"Driver in pajamas say what?"

This could not be allowed.

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Oh, hell no. I'm not falling for that one again."

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

...

"Falling for what?"

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool narrowed his eyes, a move that was surprisingly visible considering the mask. He went to the Spider-Man school of facial expressions.

But not marriage.

Oh, Spider-Man.

"You know what."

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Kenzi gave this guy a look. Holy crap. They were going into a cult. Or a nut farm.

"Tell me that's not the school uniform." She could still hijack a bus! Even if it wasn't this one! Mexico was only another thousand miles south!

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Not unless you're plannin' to start the Deadpool Corps," Deadpool replied. "Not gonna lie, that ended badly."

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"As so many corps do," Kenzi responded, nodding along. "Soooo, are you a member of a deadpool, or do you just run one, and if you do, who are we betting on?"

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Deadpool," he corrected. "Capital 'd' there. Capital."

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

OOooookaaaaaaay. No sudden moves. The man had swords. Plural. Pajamas. One name. Hmm. "So you're a pro wrestler?" And if not.. okay, Kenzi had nothing if not.

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"No, because I don't have a poorly done slogan or vague homoerotic tension with scantily clad men."

A beat.

"Anymore. Damn it, Fabian..."

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

[bigshoestofill.livejournal.com]

Bart stepped onto the busandstopped short, gaping at the man in the red mask. "um.... Am I in the right place? Is this the bus for supervillains or something?"

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Hey. Hey now. Hey. First of all, I'm firmly in the anti-hero category these days. Other than those times I'm having some unfortunate 'thing' with Bullseye. Seriously, what is up with that?"

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

[bigshoestofill.livejournal.com]

"I... Um. Wouldn't an anti-hero be a villain?" He frowned a bit, "who's bullseye? Does he go here too?"

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"No, he's off doing things. And stuff." You know... stuff. "We don't keep in touch these days."

It was sad.

"And no, an anti-hero is a sympathetic character that is the protagonist, but without the traditional heroic qualities that make them a giant emo pussy like Nate's dad."

SORRY, SCOTT.

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

[bigshoestofill.livejournal.com]

Bart looked at Deadpool as if he were speaking in latin.

"So... You're like a good guy who does bad things?"

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"And I make it look cool," Deadpool confirmed. "Voice of a generation and all that."

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

[serial-quitter.livejournal.com]

Ryan had seen a lot of crazy drivers in Third World countries, but this certainly took the cake.

"You're not planning to take a nap while driving, are you?" she asked, looking warily at the driver's pajamas.

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"And have a beer," Deadpool added. Because he was the worst person to put in charge of teenagers ever.

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

[serial-quitter.livejournal.com]

"Oh, please tell me you brought enough to share!" said Ryan.

What? It wasn't like the little cantinas in South America actually enforced the drinking age.

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Are you of legal drinking age?" Deadpool asked seriously.

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

[serial-quitter.livejournal.com]

"Not in this country, unfortunately," said Ryan, pouting.

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Then you'll have to wait until you get to the island where they have this laz idea about letting kids do things." A beat. "Plus, I don't share well."