BWI - Portalocity Lounge [Saturday Morning]

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It had taken two and a half pep talks from her father to get Miley to be at least sociable today, the last half of which she was currently reading over text messages because her father couldn't figure out how to send messages that were greater than the character limit. Still, "sociable" was a far cry from her normal bubbly self. But she still had to be nice and talk to people, and she would, even if that talking to people was occasionally interrupted by texts from Lilly. (Hey, she had to read those! They could be important!)

She took a seat under the "Fandom High" banner in the airport lounge, with her three glittery pink suitcases and matching cosmetics bag all laid out on the floor in front of her. There. She could do this. If she could maintain a double life for four full years, she could survive boarding school. And maybe tonight, the president would call her back and manage to get her back into Seaview somehow!

...Hey, a girl could dream.

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Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

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"Uh," Miley said. "Are you the driver?"

Was this a Maryland thing, drivers wearing pajamas? Because her tour bus driver, Ernie, never wore them. And her chauffeur, Phil, pretty much always wore a suit.

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

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"Among many things," Deadpool said, filling the role of the wise, older driver. "But there will be no Driving Miss Daisy shenanigans. Morgan Freeman would sue my ass."

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

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Miley stared.

"Driver in pajamas say what?"

This could not be allowed.

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

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"Oh, hell no. I'm not falling for that one again."

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

...

"Falling for what?"

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

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Deadpool narrowed his eyes, a move that was surprisingly visible considering the mask. He went to the Spider-Man school of facial expressions.

But not marriage.

Oh, Spider-Man.

"You know what."

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

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...

"Noooot really," she told him. "Are you sure you're all right to drive? Because I could totally call some people."

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Would that mean I can crack open a nice, cool, refreshing Coors Lite?"

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

Who was this guy?

"I'm not sure that's the best idea," she informed him. "Wouldn't you get in trouble with the school?"

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

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Deadpool stared for a moment before laughing. "Oh, you newbies. So young and naive.'

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

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...

"So the school would... let you drink and drive a bus full of new students?"

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

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"Let is such a strong word here," Deadpool replied. "Plus, it would take more than a nice, refreshing Coors Lite to get me drunk."

A beat.

"And not just because it's flavoured water."

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

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"But... but... you still shouldn't drive, even after just one drink," Miley reminded him. "And I ain't so sure you're in perfect condition right now."

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

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"Well, at least I'm not partying with my producers in a manner that sends the parent groups into a tizzy!"

Deadpool. No.

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

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"What!?" She had no idea what he was talking about, first of all, and secondly, Hannah would never party with her producers. They were all, like, stuffy and lame and stuff.

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

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PARTY IN THE GODDAMN USA. DO IT.

"I'm onto you!"

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

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"Onto what?!" She sighed. "Am I gonna have to call a cab, or what? Because you are not right in the head, my friend."

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

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"And you're busy on Twitter! I watch TMZ! I know these things!" He might have grumbled something about an achey, breaky heart after that as well.

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

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"Wait -- what was that last part?" Because if he had just said what she thought he said, that was her daddy's hit song. What was he saying that for?

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

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"Nothing." He was just going to keep muttering things. Like how Clark Kent's costume was better. AND HE WASN'T EVEN THE SAME COMPANY.

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

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"Ooookay," Miley said. "Well. It's been, uh, lots of fun talking to you, but I've gotta... uh... brush my hair."

Yeah. That. Like, now.

"'Bye!"

Re: Onboard the Shuttle!

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"You better stay away from the hippies! No hippies!"