fandomhigh | The Science of Sexuality, Monday

After there was a ~~so damn handwavey~~ announcement for that Ethics class of Skywalker’s to join them today, there might have been a few new faces. This could only bode well for all the students. Really now.

Really.

“Hello, all,” John began, as jovially as he could, “We... have been speaking to professor Skywalker about our efforts here, and we thought it might be a good idea to, er, team up. To teach you all about childcare.”

“As he is the expert,” Sherlock chimed in dryly. Because that was helpful today.

Anakin glared at Sherlock. “Ethics class has traditionally worked with droid babies to teach you the downside of lust combined with ineffective birth control. Pairing up our classes seemed logical.” Until he remembered he’d be working with Sherlock.

John discretely maneuvered himself between Anakin and Sherlock. Discretely. “Right. So we’ve talked about pregnancy, and about everything that happens when you’re pregnant. As well as birth control,” he continued. “This is just the next step. We want you to take care of these babies until next Monday.” He smiled. Or tried to. “I... hope you all kept the folders we gave you.”

“And if you neglected to prepare,” Sherlock began with a faint smile. “Well. I suppose now would be the time to research. Wouldn’t you?”

“As well as you can, at least,” Anakin grumbled. “Children don’t come with owner’s manuals.” He’d checked. “The droid babies will react like any other child: you can’t leave them alone for even a minute, they’ll demand food, dry bottoms, naps and to be held and babbled at. If they don’t get what they want, they’ll cry.”

Loudly. For hours.

“And no one wants that,” said John. Who didn’t have any kids. And never really expected to have any. “So take good care of them. We’ll know if you don’t.”

… And he suspected that between his two co-conspirators, that was kind of terrifyingly true.

[[ ocd up and open! don't worry - we have plans to make sure the robobabies are Not An Issue over the weekend. ]]

Or barely restrained bitch fight had John not been there.

Dolf had spent most of last night thinking he was an angry Swedish cooking show host.

Dolf was now trying to sink underneath his desk. Kids, he could handle. Humiliation, not so much.

Bruce had been through this before when he was actually in Anakin's class. At least this time his partner wasn't a bird and there weren't monsters on the island?

Congratulations, it's a girl!

Edited 2011-03-28 13:21 (UTC)

Sherlock was there. And possibly not the most helpful of the teachers when it came to this subject.

Shocking, no?

John was also there. And probably slightly more helpful than Sherlock was, all things considered.

And yes, guys, we have plans for how to deal with them over the weekend, don't worry. :)

Rinoa is off dealing with plot-insanity, and thus will be missing class zomg. She will be back Wednesday night. Sorry, Lion-O?

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