Apathy Club, So Many F-Bombs In This One, Some Classroom or Other, This Can't End Well

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George had left yesterday's paranoia and settled straight into full-on crankiness. Puck was avoiding her. Look, she didn't think she was his fucking girlfriend or anything, it was just sex, she got that, but avoiding her!? She didn't have the fucking plague.

And maybe she just wanted to talk to him because this week was making everything confusing and going off and losing her virginity to a complete asshole hadn't helped matters any. But he'd disappeared. Asshole.

So now she had to go into the fucking club and -- what? Why was anyone still coming? What the fuck was wrong with them!?

"Why do I have to talk every week?!" George snapped, smacking her hand on one of the desks. "Why can't any of you be bothered to fucking do something, if you're going to show up? Stop coming! And if you're going to show up, then fucking act like you're here and don't just sit there like you think you're invisible! I hate this club! This whole fucking week has been total bullshit and now I have to sit here and talk to all of you people?"

She fell into her seat in a huff. "Everyone with a Y-chromosome, go fuck yourself. That's today's assignment or activity or whatever. Write an essay on why men are scum and which one you'd kill first. Or set something I fire. I don't even fucking care."

... Just another cheerful day in Apathy Club!

Comments

Go Fuck Yo--- Er, Sign In

[onapalebicycle.livejournal.com]

It's sex week, so get some.

Re: Go Fuck Yo--- Er, Sign In

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

Squall Leonhart

Re: Go Fuck Yo--- Er, Sign In

[furnaceface]

Jonothon Starsmore

Re: Go Fuck Yo--- Er, Sign In

[give-areason.livejournal.com]

Rosalind

Hang Out In the Back, Avoid Eye Contact, And Be Sullen

[onapalebicycle.livejournal.com]

Might be wise this week, considering that the dead girl has gone off the rails.

Also, you know, apathy.

Re: Hang Out In the Back, Avoid Eye Contact, And Be Sullen

[furnaceface]

Jonothon... brought a kitten, today.

There was logic behind this course of action, and that logic was: It was difficult to want to do the bump and grind with anybody when there was a squeaky kitten peering out from the top of your zipped jacket.

So far, it was working.

Re: Hang Out In the Back, Avoid Eye Contact, And Be Sullen

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

George's tirade made babies cry.

No, really. The two fucking annoying robot babies that Squall had to carry around for the next week just started wailing their heads off.

Squall couldn't throw them against the wall, so he tried to shush them as best as he could and glared daggers at George.

Re: Hang Out In the Back, Avoid Eye Contact, And Be Sullen

[onapalebicycle.livejournal.com]

"How did you end up with two?" George asked.

She was never taking that Ethics class. Ever. But her roommate had ended up with a fake robot baby, which was the only way George knew that Squall wasn't just playing with dolls here.

Re: Hang Out In the Back, Avoid Eye Contact, And Be Sullen

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

Squall shrugged. "Dunno. Ask Master Skywalker."

Maybe it was some kind of test or whatever. Really, he didn't care.

Re: Hang Out In the Back, Avoid Eye Contact, And Be Sullen

[give-areason.livejournal.com]

Well.

... That was... mildly amusing.

Rosalind leaned back in her chair and resisted the urge to show said amusement.

Re: Hang Out In the Back, Avoid Eye Contact, And Be Sullen

[onapalebicycle.livejournal.com]

"What, no solidarity from the sisterhood?" George groused.

There wasn't much venom behind it. At least not compared to how there could have been.

Re: Hang Out In the Back, Avoid Eye Contact, And Be Sullen

[give-areason.livejournal.com]

Rosalind arched an eyebrow. "I would prefer to save my distaste for those who've personally given me reason to dislike them and you gave precious little of that during your..."

Outburst.

"Opening comments."

Today's Topic: The Male Gender And Your Hatred For It

[onapalebicycle.livejournal.com]

You may not have any hatred for it. That's okay. George has enough for everyone.

... It really isn't helping matters that she's still horny, no.

Re: Today's Topic: The Male Gender And Your Hatred For It

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

"All men aren't scum," Squall pointed out flatly. "It's stupid to get angry at us if you're mad at someone in particular."

Re: Today's Topic: The Male Gender And Your Hatred For It

[onapalebicycle.livejournal.com]

"Nobody asked you, asshole," George said. "You're a man. Your opinion is moot."

Re: Today's Topic: The Male Gender And Your Hatred For It

[furnaceface]

Hello, George. Don't mind Jonothon, who was unzipping his jacket and producing his secret weapon.

//I don't hate everything with a Y-chromosome,// he noted, holding Joni out in George's direction. //Kitten?//

Jono was rather failing at being apathetic today. Sorry, George.

Re: Today's Topic: The Male Gender And Your Hatred For It

[onapalebicycle.livejournal.com]

Betrayed by her own roommate! Oh, the humanity.

George was fighting a war with how fucking cute that kitten was. Because that was a seriously fucking cute kitten. It was like cheating.

She reached out to scritch the top of Joni's head. Dammit.

"The kitten doesn't count," George said quickly. "She's a girl cat."

Yes. Clearly, that was what Jono had meant.

Eyeroll, Bitch and Moan

[onapalebicycle.livejournal.com]

As you do.

Whatever

[onapalebicycle.livejournal.com]

Whatever.

Re: Whatever

[furnaceface]

Wotever.

Re: Whatever

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

Whatever.

Worst Faculty Advisor Ever

[onapalebicycle.livejournal.com]

Maybe it'll be the fucking robot again. That would be an improvement.

Re: Worst Faculty Advisor Ever

[ivejustinvented.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately for George and everyone else, it was the real Farnsworth at club today, and he was none too pleased about it. Robot Farnsworth had suffered some malfunctions this week, surely some virus he had picked up from that slutty SquishyBot at Turtle & Canary. Deny it all you want, Robot Farnsworth, the real Professor saw why you were doing with those gears...

Don't Talk to George

[onapalebicycle.livejournal.com]

Do you really want to risk it?

OOC

[onapalebicycle.livejournal.com]

Puck modded with permission, which gives me great joy. Borrowing themes of episode 2x10 for this, wherein George is dumped unceremoniously post-sex. At least FH!George hasn't been arrested yet.

"Hi, I'm Ray."
"Fuck you, Ray!"
"Nice spending time with you guys."

Seriously (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sekvYt13St4&t=6m21s).