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Loki had...a special sort of class planned for today. Look, he had to get his entertainment somewhere and no one said this class was gonna be all about looking fucking slick and carrying weapons.

"So, this weekend is Halloween," Loki said, clapping his hands and looking devious. "And you know what that means, right? Candy, pranks, scary movies and some of the most awesome fucking costumes known to man."

Start fearing, kids. Start fearing right now.

"So, today, we're going to see how many of you can make the most ridiculous fucking costumes work," he announced gleefully. "You're going to put your costume on and fucking strut. If you work it, I'll give you some candy and you can leave early. If you don't, you stay in that costume the rest of the class. Now, you may be wondering how this helps you be a badass. One, you're going to have to compromise in an unexpected situation. Two, no one said everything was gonna be tailored suits and shiny shoes. Three, you're probably going to have to blend in at some point in your life and knowing how to work even the most ridiculous of outfits is helpful. Four, this will help you be less embarrassed by shit."

And it'd make him laugh.

"Also, I'm picking your costumes."

Oh yes. With that, he gestured at the rack of costumes behind him and started naming off names and which costumes they'd get to wear.

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Like the weekend is here!

Chat, sleep, eat, put on makeup or imagine the horrors of what you might have to wear!

Get into your costume, strut and try and convince Loki you're worthy of candy and early dismissal!

Alexander of Daventry: Gingerbread Warrior Man (http://www.halloweenexpress.com/shrek-gingerbread-warrior-man-adult-costume-p-21054.html)
Calvin: Frog Prince (http://www.halloweenexpress.com/frog-prince-adult-costume-p-4864.html)
Cloud Strife: Comical Cow (http://www.halloweenexpress.com/comical-cow-adult-costume-p-467.html)
Dru Anderson: Raggedy Ann (http://www.halloweenexpress.com/raggedy-ann-adult-costume-p-48.html)
Elle Bishop: Lolli the Clown (http://www.halloweenexpress.com/lolli-the-clown-adult-costume-p-11587.html)
Jason Todd: Beer Fest Girl (http://www.halloweenexpress.com/beer-fest-girl-adult-costume-p-20006.html)
Karla: Mother Superior (http://www.halloweenexpress.com/mother-superior-adult-costume-p-3696.html)
Kitty Pryde: Prom Nightmare (http://www.halloweenexpress.com/prom-nightmare-adult-costume-p-3920.html)
Kon-El: Cartoon Dog (http://www.halloweenexpress.com/peanuts-snoopy-adult-costume-p-20113.html)
Kurt Wagner: Evil Clown (http://www.halloweenexpress.com/oversized-evil-clown-red-and-blue-p-20703.html)
Lindsay Weir: Southern Belle (http://www.halloweenexpress.com/southern-belle-adult-costume-p-3899.html)
Noah Puckerman: Leprechaun (http://www.halloweenexpress.com/leprechaun-adult-costume-p-21499.html)
Quinn Fabray: Ice Cream Cone (http://www.halloweenexpress.com/ice-cream-cone-adult-costume-p-4911.html)
Rosalind: Hot Dog (http://www.halloweenexpress.com/hot-dog-adult-costume-p-16094.html)
Roy Harper: Highlander (http://www.halloweenexpress.com/highlander-inflatable-costume-p-20675.html)

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[Handwaving is fine, of course!]

Edited 2010-10-29 12:16 (UTC)

He's there and pretty damn proud of himself!

And I know a lot of you are out for plots and the like today so YOU WILL ALL GET DETENTION. No, I kid I kid.

Rosalind

She narrowed her eyes at him.

The rest of the lecture did nothing to convince her to quit not-quite-glowering at him, no.

Roy Harper

Prince Alexander of Daventry

Jason Todd

Jason was already glaring, and Loki hadn't even given him a costume yet. He had a feeling he'd need to prepare though.

Jason glared back and forth between Loki and the costume. "You seriously hate me, don't you?"

"Something you don't like about your costume?" Loki asked innocently. "I thought it was cool."

This could...certainly be interesting, Alexander decided. Halloween was all still fairly new to him, so he felt almost excited to see what constituted as a ridiculous costume, especially since he only had to wear one of them. If you looked at it that way, it didn't seem so bad at all.

"Well, for starters, it involves the word 'girl,'" Jason pointed out. "I won't even get started on the wig."

Kurt Wagner

"I got it from the dude section," Loki told him and tried not to laugh. "It's a costume of a girl meant for a dude. Your argument is invalid."

Kurt shrugged and climbed into his costume. One puff of smoke later, and BAMF! there was a really CREEPY-looking clown looming menacingly behind Loki.

Alexander didn't know what his costume was supposed to be (the Gingerbread Hut had long been destroyed by the time he got to Daventry), but he figured he had an advantage in the fact that it was a warrior, albeit a very odd looking one.

So he put on the costume and started brandishing his lollipop halberd menacingly.

"Rawr!" he said, acting the part no matter how much the silly mask muffled his voice. "Give me some candy! Tonight, we dine...on sweets!!!"

No one could accuse him of not making an effort.

"So, you're a clown," Loki said, impressed by the looming but not too impressed. "Gonna shoot water at me with a flower."

A very good effort and that aggression coupled with the costume made Loki laugh but he had to give the guy credit for doing it in a silly costume like that.

"And if I don't?"

The fact that Loki had thought of that made Jason even more annoyed ~~while his mun laaaaughed~~. "This is harassment. Or abuse. Or something."

Kurt shook his head slowly -- or tried to. Because of the ridiculously huge mask, he ended up having to sort of sway his entire body to make the same point.

Then he tried an ominous chortle, but it came out sounding goofier than he'd meant it to.

"How in the fuck do you figure, kid?" Loki asked, shaking his head. "I've never made you do anything you don't want to do. You just choose to bitch all the time."

Okay, Loki chuckled this time but he did have to give the kid credit for keeping up the character. "What's an evil clown gonna do to me?"

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