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Loki had...a special sort of class planned for today. Look, he had to get his entertainment somewhere and no one said this class was gonna be all about looking fucking slick and carrying weapons.

"So, this weekend is Halloween," Loki said, clapping his hands and looking devious. "And you know what that means, right? Candy, pranks, scary movies and some of the most awesome fucking costumes known to man."

Start fearing, kids. Start fearing right now.

"So, today, we're going to see how many of you can make the most ridiculous fucking costumes work," he announced gleefully. "You're going to put your costume on and fucking strut. If you work it, I'll give you some candy and you can leave early. If you don't, you stay in that costume the rest of the class. Now, you may be wondering how this helps you be a badass. One, you're going to have to compromise in an unexpected situation. Two, no one said everything was gonna be tailored suits and shiny shoes. Three, you're probably going to have to blend in at some point in your life and knowing how to work even the most ridiculous of outfits is helpful. Four, this will help you be less embarrassed by shit."

And it'd make him laugh.

"Also, I'm picking your costumes."

Oh yes. With that, he gestured at the rack of costumes behind him and started naming off names and which costumes they'd get to wear.

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"I got it from the dude section," Loki told him and tried not to laugh. "It's a costume of a girl meant for a dude. Your argument is invalid."

The fact that Loki had thought of that made Jason even more annoyed ~~while his mun laaaaughed~~. "This is harassment. Or abuse. Or something."

"How in the fuck do you figure, kid?" Loki asked, shaking his head. "I've never made you do anything you don't want to do. You just choose to bitch all the time."

"You never make me do anything?" Jason said incredulously. "What'll happen if I don't dress up?"

"I'll laugh at your ass and you'll do jack shit for the rest of the class and I'll think you have no guts," Loki said, shrugging. "I can't physically force you to do anything, kid. It's kind of illegal."

Jason didn't mind the part about not doing anything for the rest of class, but... "Hey, I have plenty of guts," he said. "There's nothing cowardly about not wanting to look stupid."

"You're just lucky I didn't say the other word," Loki remarked, shrugging, "but I don't think you have any of those either."

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