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Loki had...a special sort of class planned for today. Look, he had to get his entertainment somewhere and no one said this class was gonna be all about looking fucking slick and carrying weapons.

"So, this weekend is Halloween," Loki said, clapping his hands and looking devious. "And you know what that means, right? Candy, pranks, scary movies and some of the most awesome fucking costumes known to man."

Start fearing, kids. Start fearing right now.

"So, today, we're going to see how many of you can make the most ridiculous fucking costumes work," he announced gleefully. "You're going to put your costume on and fucking strut. If you work it, I'll give you some candy and you can leave early. If you don't, you stay in that costume the rest of the class. Now, you may be wondering how this helps you be a badass. One, you're going to have to compromise in an unexpected situation. Two, no one said everything was gonna be tailored suits and shiny shoes. Three, you're probably going to have to blend in at some point in your life and knowing how to work even the most ridiculous of outfits is helpful. Four, this will help you be less embarrassed by shit."

And it'd make him laugh.

"Also, I'm picking your costumes."

Oh yes. With that, he gestured at the rack of costumes behind him and started naming off names and which costumes they'd get to wear.

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"My legs are free," Quinn answered, not seeming to recognize the amusement. "I think I could work around the bottom of the cone if I was motivated enough."

"I'll make sure I keep anyone from making tasteless jokes," Loki promised, snickering. "I didn't know an ice cream cone costume would make you so aggressive."

"I'm usually pretty aggressive," Quinn answered with a shrug. "I just like to be honest about it when I can see stuff coming."

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"So, why should I give you candy?" Loki asked, leaning back. "Because you're being aggressive in an ice cream cone costume?"

"No, you should give me candy because I'm a cute girl dressed like an ice cream cone," Quinn answered sweetly. "And you want to give candy to cute girls. You're socialized that way."

... Angel, Quinn. She kept forgetting that.

"You don't think I've seen cute girls in my fucking hundreds of years of existence?" Bod wondered.

~~Bod was looking exceptionally mature today.~~

"Probably," Quinn answered, only a bit bothered by the mention of how old Loki really was. "But most of them probably weren't asking for candy in a costume you made them wear."

~~AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DAMMIT ME~~

"I didn't make you do anything," Loki pointed out, shaking his head. "You put the costume on because you wanted the candy and to leave early."

"What do I have to do so you decide I'm 'working it' and I can go?" Quinn asked, since he was right. (About the leaving early, anyhow. Quinn wasn't a big candy person.)

"What, you want me to tell you?" Loki asked, smirking. "That's a bit of a cop out, isn't it?"

"It's really hard to make an ice cream cone work for you," Quinn whined.

Yeah, she was copping out.

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