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Loki had...a special sort of class planned for today. Look, he had to get his entertainment somewhere and no one said this class was gonna be all about looking fucking slick and carrying weapons.

"So, this weekend is Halloween," Loki said, clapping his hands and looking devious. "And you know what that means, right? Candy, pranks, scary movies and some of the most awesome fucking costumes known to man."

Start fearing, kids. Start fearing right now.

"So, today, we're going to see how many of you can make the most ridiculous fucking costumes work," he announced gleefully. "You're going to put your costume on and fucking strut. If you work it, I'll give you some candy and you can leave early. If you don't, you stay in that costume the rest of the class. Now, you may be wondering how this helps you be a badass. One, you're going to have to compromise in an unexpected situation. Two, no one said everything was gonna be tailored suits and shiny shoes. Three, you're probably going to have to blend in at some point in your life and knowing how to work even the most ridiculous of outfits is helpful. Four, this will help you be less embarrassed by shit."

And it'd make him laugh.

"Also, I'm picking your costumes."

Oh yes. With that, he gestured at the rack of costumes behind him and started naming off names and which costumes they'd get to wear.

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"Then I shall have to take it by force!" Alexander the Gingerbread Warrior declared, with another menacing shake of his weapon before he went to gentle nudge at Loki with the end of the lollipop halberd.

Just a little nudge.

Or at least an attempt at one.

It was sort of difficult to see out of this mask.

That was ballsy even if it was a gentle nudge. It wasn't like anyone in a costume that silly would try and be aggressive like that. Loki could get with it.

"Nice. You're not flustered or anything in there, are you?" he asked, reaching for the candy bowl and holding it out to Alexander.

"It's a little stuffy, with the mask," Alexander said, "and hard to see," as evidenced by his failed few attempts to actually get his gingerbread mitts on any candy, "but it's..."

Well, he'd gotten it, so he went ahead and took off the mask, tucked it under his arm, and then took off one of the hands so that he could not only try to get his candy, but hopefully eat it, too.

"This is certainly preferable," he concluded. He smiled, faintly. "It's much easier to do what one must when one has a mask to hide behind, though."

"Your costume is fucking ridiculous but I'm impressed," he said and nodded. "Candy's yours and you can get out of the costume and leave early if you want. Congrats on giving me a laugh though. Never been accosted by a gingerbread warrior."

Getting out early meant more time to put his posters up, so he'd gladly take it. Especially if it meant less time in the odd costume, as well. He bobbed his head in a nod.

"I'm glad I was able to bring the humor in it. Thank you."

Which was probably just as amusing with the costume still on, but Alexander then turned to take care of that part right then.

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