Cyborg Theory

[replicarter.livejournal.com]

Dear class. I apologize for my absence. The brethren have called me into the field and I am tactically doing away with a little annoyance of ours. His name is Thor, btw. HAHAHHAHAHAH. Please take a copy of the reading Johnny Mnemonic by William Gibson. This short story – made into a deliciously terrible film staring the illustrious Keanu Reeves – is actually quite good and is a morality tale about the dangers of mixing the human brain with cyborg components. It also has a skeeeerrryass dolphin. And the best female character ever written. OMG PROTO-TRINITY HOW I WORSHIP YOU.

Also, I must note if you enjoy the story, the conclusion is in Gibson’s novel Neuromancer.

Anyway. I must be off.

xoxo

RepliCarter

Comments

OMFG SHE'S GOING TO KILL THOR?!

[replicarter.livejournal.com]

Colorado Refugees May Freak Out Here.

Re: OMFG SHE'S GOING TO KILL THOR?!

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*commences freaking*

Re: OMFG SHE'S GOING TO KILL THOR?!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Is she gonna kill someone 'we' know?

Re: OMFG SHE'S GOING TO KILL THOR?!

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sam whispers, "Thor's the one who named the ship after Jack. Y'know, the one that I blew up? He's also related to Loki (the one who shrunk us) somehow. Now, if she were off to kill Loki? I might hand her the P-90."

Re: OMFG SHE'S GOING TO KILL THOR?!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"Can we stop her? Or at least put in a call to Colorado and get them to stop her? Do you think she'd melt or fry if we poured a bucket of acid water over her?"

Re: OMFG SHE'S GOING TO KILL THOR?!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

So who's this Thor person?

Re: OMFG SHE'S GOING TO KILL THOR?!

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

"Errr..." Sam looked to Charlie, although she wasn't sure to trust him with a smart ass remark after the phone call he'd just made.

Re: OMFG SHE'S GOING TO KILL THOR?!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"You know, the comic book hero? The one with the blonde hair and the big sledgehammer?"

Re: OMFG SHE'S GOING TO KILL THOR?!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

"I know about the mythological god figure named Thor -- there's a comic book hero version as well? But then...who is our professor setting off to kill?"

I LOVE KEANU REEVES...

[replicarter.livejournal.com]

...don't you?

Re: I LOVE KEANU REEVES...

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*will not admit*

LEAVE RC A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE HERE

[replicarter.livejournal.com]

As I know some of you were trying to get in touch with me and RC is notoriously behind with her messages.

Dude, where's my comment? thread

[replicarter.livejournal.com]

DANCE TO 'Toxic', YOU HEATHENS! DANCE!

Re: Dude, where's my comment? thread

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John thinks this is the easiest class ever.

Re: Dude, where's my comment? thread

[replicarter.livejournal.com]

Replicarter thinks John is the easiest guy in this school ever.

Re: Dude, where's my comment? thread

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John thinks Dr. Carter has a slinky fetish.

Re: Dude, where's my comment? thread

[can_be_more]

Heeeeey.

Trust me, he was NOT easy.

Re: Dude, where's my comment? thread

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Anakin was no being's puppet. He refused to dance.

He privately thinks it could use more banthabell.

Re: Dude, where's my comment? thread

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

*dances.. just a little bit..*

Re: Dude, where's my comment? thread

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

Do I have to, mama? If you insist, ma'am. *dances*

Re: Dude, where's my comment? thread

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*is so not a heathen*

*dances anyways*

[chasingangela]

[OOC: My prof made us watch that movie once. I spent the next *month* going around pretending to be Keanu and saying, "Do you have parents and stuff?" Which was probably not the intended result.]

[replicarter.livejournal.com]

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

((Molly Millions!!!1))

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

((OMG TEH SEXXORZZ! I love her so much.))