Cyborg Theory

[replicarter.livejournal.com]

Dear class. I apologize for my absence. The brethren have called me into the field and I am tactically doing away with a little annoyance of ours. His name is Thor, btw. HAHAHHAHAHAH. Please take a copy of the reading Johnny Mnemonic by William Gibson. This short story – made into a deliciously terrible film staring the illustrious Keanu Reeves – is actually quite good and is a morality tale about the dangers of mixing the human brain with cyborg components. It also has a skeeeerrryass dolphin. And the best female character ever written. OMG PROTO-TRINITY HOW I WORSHIP YOU.

Also, I must note if you enjoy the story, the conclusion is in Gibson’s novel Neuromancer.

Anyway. I must be off.

xoxo

RepliCarter

Comments

OMFG SHE'S GOING TO KILL THOR?!

[replicarter.livejournal.com]

Colorado Refugees May Freak Out Here.

I LOVE KEANU REEVES...

[replicarter.livejournal.com]

...don't you?

LEAVE RC A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE HERE

[replicarter.livejournal.com]

As I know some of you were trying to get in touch with me and RC is notoriously behind with her messages.

Dude, where's my comment? thread

[replicarter.livejournal.com]

DANCE TO 'Toxic', YOU HEATHENS! DANCE!

[chasingangela]

[OOC: My prof made us watch that movie once. I spent the next *month* going around pretending to be Keanu and saying, "Do you have parents and stuff?" Which was probably not the intended result.]

[replicarter.livejournal.com]

Re: OMFG SHE'S GOING TO KILL THOR?!

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*commences freaking*

Re: Dude, where's my comment? thread

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John thinks this is the easiest class ever.

Re: Dude, where's my comment? thread

[replicarter.livejournal.com]

Replicarter thinks John is the easiest guy in this school ever.

Re: Dude, where's my comment? thread

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John thinks Dr. Carter has a slinky fetish.

Re: Dude, where's my comment? thread

[can_be_more]

Heeeeey.

Trust me, he was NOT easy.

Re: Dude, where's my comment? thread

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Anakin was no being's puppet. He refused to dance.

He privately thinks it could use more banthabell.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

((Molly Millions!!!1))

Re: OMFG SHE'S GOING TO KILL THOR?!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Is she gonna kill someone 'we' know?

Re: OMFG SHE'S GOING TO KILL THOR?!

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sam whispers, "Thor's the one who named the ship after Jack. Y'know, the one that I blew up? He's also related to Loki (the one who shrunk us) somehow. Now, if she were off to kill Loki? I might hand her the P-90."

Re: OMFG SHE'S GOING TO KILL THOR?!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"Can we stop her? Or at least put in a call to Colorado and get them to stop her? Do you think she'd melt or fry if we poured a bucket of acid water over her?"

Re: Dude, where's my comment? thread

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

*dances.. just a little bit..*

Re: Dude, where's my comment? thread

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

But you conquered that mountain.

Re: OMFG SHE'S GOING TO KILL THOR?!

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

"You call this time. I called them for the last thing. Too many of those and the General will stop picking up the phone when he sees my number." "I hear liquid nitrogen is good for these kinds of situations."

Re: Dude, where's my comment? thread

[can_be_more]

Several times. Several ways. ((And once with Lee involvement.))

Re: OMFG SHE'S GOING TO KILL THOR?!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

So who's this Thor person?

Re: I LOVE KEANU REEVES...

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*will not admit*

Re: OMFG SHE'S GOING TO KILL THOR?!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Kawalsky pulled out his cell phone, found the number in his phone and called it while still in class.

"This is Charles Kawalsky.. uh.. Charles Kawalsky Junior for the General please. Yes, it's an emergency. Password? Um.. Conundrum." He waited. "General, this is Charles Kawalsky. Yes sir, the dead one who's not dead anymore. Classes are just fine sir, thank you for asking. I'm in Cyborg Theory right now. Yes, I'm calling from class. The teacher, the one that looks like Lt Colonel Carter, just left. Yes sir, she said she was being recalled to go kill a little guy named Thor. I believe you know him. Yes sir. Just thought you should know. Okay, talk to you later sir. Bye." He looked over at Sam. "Done. He says hi."

Re: Dude, where's my comment? thread

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

(And that was very very very nice.))

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

((OMG TEH SEXXORZZ! I love her so much.))