Dating, Hooking Up and Sex, Class 1, Friday period 3

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean was leaning against the desk at the front of the room as he watched all the students file in.

"Hey guys," he said once everyone was seated. "Welcome to All You've Ever Wanted to Know About Dating, Hooking Up and Sex But Were Afraid to Ask. I'm Dean Winchester, the guy teaching it. Call me Dean; if you start calling me Mr. Winchester, I'm going to look to see if my Dad's back from his hunt and standing behind me.

"This workshop is about what it's titled -- I believe in truth in advertising," Dean said with a grin. "We're going to discuss, sex, and dating and hooking up, and how sometimes those things can be different on Fandom." He gestured at the board where he'd written out his planned syllabus. "That's pretty much how I'm planning on covering the subject matter, but I'm flexible. If something happens that is related to what we're talking about, we can discuss it in class here. Also, if you ever have any questions, ask. That's what I'm here for. Or if not me, you can ask one of the TA's," he added gesturing at Sammy and Chuck, "though they'll probably give you diametrically opposed answers. As for me, well, I'll try and always tell you exactly how I see things."

He got up and began a sort of slow pace in front of the class. "My first term as a student here, I took sex ed. The teacher was a bonifide professional -- ran the brothel in town and everything. I got a lot out of that class, even if I did end up being nicknamed Muskrat for a while.

"Now, I make no bones about not being a professional in this area," he continued. "But I will claim to be at least a talented amateur. More than that, I went to school here for three years which means if anyone knows what kind of stuff Fandom can throw at you, it would be me. And yeah, it's always a buttload of weird, but that doesn't mean it's always bad. I've had some awesome encounters that I'd never would have been able to have anywhere else. Really, if you keep an open mind, you can leave here with experiences that are truly once in a lifetime opportunities. And we're going to discuss making the most of them once we get the basics out of the way."

Dean stopped pacing and went back to leaning on his desk. "So that's the overview, now on to the introductions. We're going to go around the room, and everyone is going to give their name, how long they've been on Fandom, what sort of experience they have with the class subject, and what you hope to get out of class."

He looked around with a shit eating grin. "So who wants to start?"

Comments

Sign in

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

like you're happy to be here.

Re: Sign in

[imonscholarship.livejournal.com]

Dan Humphrey

Listen to Dean's lecture

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

...and wonder what the Muskrat thing was about.

Re: Listen to Dean's lecture

[imonscholarship.livejournal.com]

Dan Humphrey, virgin extraordinaire, most definitely did not sign up for this class. So he'd just be sitting here, hiding behind his hands, and quietly hating the world.

Re: Listen to Dean's lecture

[youcantfollow.livejournal.com]

Griff was taking both romance and sex classes. He would be sitting over here and wishing he could die and perhaps figuring out how he could take some of the office staff with him.

Re: Listen to Dean's lecture

[svetocha-blooms.livejournal.com]

After reading the syllabus, Dru sighed and put her head down. It was going to be a long few weeks.

Re: Listen to Dean's lecture

[not_tylerdurden]

Calvin still wasn't sure that this class had been a good idea, no matter what Hobbes had said.

Re: Listen to Dean's lecture

[boywonder03.livejournal.com]

Tim copied the syllabus neatly into his notebook and just kind of... gaped at it.

Re: Listen to Dean's lecture

[showmetheproof.livejournal.com]

Scully was going to kill the Lone Gunmen. That had already been established.

Now, though, she was going to do it creatively. Possibly involving a previously unknown mystery toxin.

Re: Listen to Dean's lecture

[mississippiqueen]

Emmett, as apparently the only person here who signed up for this class of his own free will and wasn't regretting it, was, yes, wondering what the Muskrat thing was about, grinning to beat the band, and trying to test his gaydar on the teacher. Hmm.

Re: Listen to Dean's lecture

[need-no-moon.livejournal.com]

Jacob had two choices. He could either try to slide subtly under his desk, or he could just be way amused at everyone else trying to disappear. The latter was more amusing.

Re: Listen to Dean's lecture

[awesomebigsis.livejournal.com]

Ellie realized, after glancing at the syllabus, just how awkward the next few weeks were going to be.

Re: Listen to Dean's lecture

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

Squall sighed and facepalmed. Right. NEXT semester, he was going to look at the courses before just signing up for whatever.

Re: Listen to Dean's lecture

[notmyownage]

Claudia mouthed 'muskrat?' quietly to herself, and decided maybe she was better off not knowing.

Introduce Yourself

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Name, length of time on the island, prior experience with sex and hooking up, what you hope to get out of this class.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[imonscholarship.livejournal.com]

"Uh, I'm Dan Humphrey. My experience with sex and hooking up is...um...limited to a kissing booth," Dan said, getting redder the more he spoke. "And I hope not to die of embarrassment in here."

Re: Introduce Yourself

[youcantfollow.livejournal.com]

Griff glanced around the room, trying not to look too pissed off about the whole thing before he spoke. "Yeah, Griff O'Conner, been around for a year now. I've...hooked up I guess? And I'm with that guy if we can move past the mocking portion now it'd be fantastic." Totally looking at you, Dan.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[svetocha-blooms.livejournal.com]

Her turn...oh joy.

"Dru Anderson, a couple months, and none okay?" Dru said. "I've never had time, been too busy hunting with my dad. I'm not sure how I wound up in this class, so I just want to get through it."

Yes, someone was just a touch defensive.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[not_tylerdurden]

"Uh, I'm Calvin, I've been here nearly a year, noneandI'dliketochangethat."

Re: Introduce Yourself

[notagoose]

"Shane Gooseman, Goose," Goose said, "I only started this session and I've had no prior experience," he paused, "my guardian was the one who signed me up for this class,"

Re: Introduce Yourself

[knowsnokungfu.livejournal.com]

Another one of those awkward-looking ones riiiiight here. Not here by his choice, no. "I'm Chuck, I've been here since September." He had to take a moment to not be so pink before he got out, "Uh... A girl told me to come to her room without pants the other day?" No really, that was about the extent of his experience.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

"My name is Helen and I've been here for about two years now. I haven't had much success with the ... hooking up thing ... here at Fandom, but when I've gone away on the class trips I've done fairly well."

She sighed. "I don't know how to change that."

Talk to the TA's

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Once Chuck and Sammy have signed in.

Re: Talk to the TA's

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Chuck looked very much like he hadn't gotten any sleep in a few days and he was clinging to a cup of coffee like it was a part of him, but he was there and doing his best to look like he was in a decent mood. The last thing he wanted was to be worried at by people.

Talk to Dean

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

He's happy to answer any questions. Really!

OOC

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

My canon just prevented the world from ending, so let's try and keep it that way.

Re: OOC

[nothornlessrose.livejournal.com]

Your canon made me wibble!