ext_31287 ([identity profile] saltandammo.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2010-05-14 05:26 am
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Dating, Hooking Up and Sex, Class 1, Friday period 3

Dean was leaning against the desk at the front of the room as he watched all the students file in.

"Hey guys," he said once everyone was seated. "Welcome to All You've Ever Wanted to Know About Dating, Hooking Up and Sex But Were Afraid to Ask. I'm Dean Winchester, the guy teaching it. Call me Dean; if you start calling me Mr. Winchester, I'm going to look to see if my Dad's back from his hunt and standing behind me.

"This workshop is about what it's titled -- I believe in truth in advertising," Dean said with a grin. "We're going to discuss, sex, and dating and hooking up, and how sometimes those things can be different on Fandom." He gestured at the board where he'd written out his planned syllabus. "That's pretty much how I'm planning on covering the subject matter, but I'm flexible. If something happens that is related to what we're talking about, we can discuss it in class here. Also, if you ever have any questions, ask. That's what I'm here for. Or if not me, you can ask one of the TA's," he added gesturing at Sammy and Chuck, "though they'll probably give you diametrically opposed answers. As for me, well, I'll try and always tell you exactly how I see things."

He got up and began a sort of slow pace in front of the class. "My first term as a student here, I took sex ed. The teacher was a bonifide professional -- ran the brothel in town and everything. I got a lot out of that class, even if I did end up being nicknamed Muskrat for a while.

"Now, I make no bones about not being a professional in this area," he continued. "But I will claim to be at least a talented amateur. More than that, I went to school here for three years which means if anyone knows what kind of stuff Fandom can throw at you, it would be me. And yeah, it's always a buttload of weird, but that doesn't mean it's always bad. I've had some awesome encounters that I'd never would have been able to have anywhere else. Really, if you keep an open mind, you can leave here with experiences that are truly once in a lifetime opportunities. And we're going to discuss making the most of them once we get the basics out of the way."

Dean stopped pacing and went back to leaning on his desk. "So that's the overview, now on to the introductions. We're going to go around the room, and everyone is going to give their name, how long they've been on Fandom, what sort of experience they have with the class subject, and what you hope to get out of class."

He looked around with a shit eating grin. "So who wants to start?"

Re: Sign in

[identity profile] imonscholarship.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
Dan Humphrey

Re: Introduce Yourself

[identity profile] imonscholarship.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 10:25 am (UTC)(link)
"Uh, I'm Dan Humphrey. My experience with sex and hooking up is...um...limited to a kissing booth," Dan said, getting redder the more he spoke. "And I hope not to die of embarrassment in here."

Re: Talk to the TA's

[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
Chuck looked very much like he hadn't gotten any sleep in a few days and he was clinging to a cup of coffee like it was a part of him, but he was there and doing his best to look like he was in a decent mood. The last thing he wanted was to be worried at by people.

Re: Listen to Dean's lecture

[identity profile] imonscholarship.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 10:32 am (UTC)(link)
Dan Humphrey, virgin extraordinaire, most definitely did not sign up for this class. So he'd just be sitting here, hiding behind his hands, and quietly hating the world.

Re: Sign in

[identity profile] knowsnokungfu.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
Chuck Bartowski

Re: Sign in

[identity profile] youcantfollow.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
Griffin O'Conner

Re: Listen to Dean's lecture

[identity profile] youcantfollow.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
Griff was taking both romance and sex classes. He would be sitting over here and wishing he could die and perhaps figuring out how he could take some of the office staff with him.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[identity profile] youcantfollow.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
Griff glanced around the room, trying not to look too pissed off about the whole thing before he spoke. "Yeah, Griff O'Conner, been around for a year now. I've...hooked up I guess? And I'm with that guy if we can move past the mocking portion now it'd be fantastic." Totally looking at you, Dan.

Re: Sign in

[identity profile] svetocha-blooms.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
Dru Anderson

Re: Listen to Dean's lecture

[identity profile] svetocha-blooms.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 12:00 pm (UTC)(link)
After reading the syllabus, Dru sighed and put her head down. It was going to be a long few weeks.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[identity profile] svetocha-blooms.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Her turn...oh joy.

"Dru Anderson, a couple months, and none okay?" Dru said. "I've never had time, been too busy hunting with my dad. I'm not sure how I wound up in this class, so I just want to get through it."

Yes, someone was just a touch defensive.
not_tylerdurden: (Calvin: laugh)

Re: Sign in

[personal profile] not_tylerdurden 2010-05-14 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Calvin
not_tylerdurden: (Calvin: facepalm)

Re: Listen to Dean's lecture

[personal profile] not_tylerdurden 2010-05-14 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Calvin still wasn't sure that this class had been a good idea, no matter what Hobbes had said.
notagoose: (Black cowboy outfit)

Re: Sign in

[personal profile] notagoose 2010-05-14 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Shane Gooseman
not_tylerdurden: (Calvin: kinda shy)

Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] not_tylerdurden 2010-05-14 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"Uh, I'm Calvin, I've been here nearly a year, noneandI'dliketochangethat."
notagoose: (Default)

Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] notagoose 2010-05-14 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"Shane Gooseman, Goose," Goose said, "I only started this session and I've had no prior experience," he paused, "my guardian was the one who signed me up for this class,"

Re: OOC

[identity profile] nothornlessrose.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Your canon made me wibble!

Re: Introduce Yourself

[identity profile] knowsnokungfu.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Another one of those awkward-looking ones riiiiight here. Not here by his choice, no. "I'm Chuck, I've been here since September." He had to take a moment to not be so pink before he got out, "Uh... A girl told me to come to her room without pants the other day?" No really, that was about the extent of his experience.

Re: Sign in

[identity profile] elephantgadget.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Helen Haras-Uquara

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