fandomhigh | Ethics [Tuesday, March 23, 2nd period]

Today Anakin's desk was covered with droid babies in bassinets. Each baby had a tiny stuffed Ewok tucked next to it. Hush.

"Today we talk about lust," Anakin said, pulling his attention back from the wall he'd been staring at, trying to get a handle on a bad feeling he'd been having since stepping foot on the island yesterday. "Or rather, the unintended consequences that can happen when you take action without precautions."

He smiled. Evilly. Some of his lesson plans might have changed this semester, but he had been looking forward to the droid babies with something close to unholy glee this go-around. "Meet your little projects for the next week. They're heavy, they cry, and they will record everything you do with them. So if you stuff them into a closet for the duration, believe me, I'll know."

After all, he'd built all of them.

He reached for a list of paper. "I've paired you up together." His smile turned a little more evil. "And some of your babies are a little fussier than others."

Griffin O'Conner (TA) & Effy Stonem
Andy Gallagher & Claire Bennet
Arthur Pendragon & Illyria
Bruce Wayne & Jean Grey
Calvin & Dru Anderson
Dan Humphrey & Leia Organa
Jacob Black & Nobody Owens
Layla Miller & Zack Fair

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Like Anakin has just RUINED YOUR LIFE.

Ahh, droid babies. Aren't they cute and not at all creepy?

And your handsome little screaming boy.

And your little girl!

And your baby boy!

And your screaming baby boy!

And your twin boy and girl.

Oh, really, like you didn't see that coming.

And your baby girl!

Unless Layla knew this was coming...

There's still a baby boy waiting for you!

Unless he's already busy being a fake dad.

No, he won't babysit, Leia.

Or lend you a protocol droid.

My favorite class of the year :D

Dan Humphrey

Please to excuse Jean from class. She is a bird.

...and should totally get a free pass because she already has a kid, kthnx.

No, Dan did not see that coming. He did not see that coming at all. "Why do we have to have two kids?"

Judging you so hard right now, Anakin.

Bruce Wayne

Leia Organa

"I think this is my father's attempt to be funny," Leia said, shooting a glare in Anakin's direction. "I'm sorry you get to be caught in the crossfire."

...

"Oh--oh I didn't know he was your dad." Well that kind of added some pressure. "It's fine. I just, um, never took care of a baby before. Or a robot, for that matter."

Was Bruce giving a death glare throughout the lecture? Why yes, yes he was.

"I know I have a daughter in the future," Leia said with a sigh. "The distant future." She had no idea how old she was when Jaina was born, but it wasn't anytime soon, that had to be certain. She was smarter than that. And she certainly wasn't going to let a crying droid get the better of her. Or even two of them.

Bruce's girlfriend was a bird and they had a droid baby to take care of.

He didn't hate everything right now, but he did hate a lot.

"Wow. That's kind of screwed up," Dan said. Just wait until the weekend after Prom, Dan. "I guess we're just gonna have to wing this parental thing then."

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Pair #1: Griffin O'Conner (TA) & Effy Stonem

Pair #2: Andy Gallagher & Claire Bennet

Pair #3: Arthur Pendragon & Illyria

Pair #4: Bruce Wayne & Jean Grey

Pair #5: Calvin & Dru Anderson

Pair #6: Dan Humphrey & Leia Organa

Pair #7: Jacob Black & Nobody Owens

Pair #8: Layla Miller & Zack Fair

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