Driver's Ed [Thursday, Week 8, Period 2]

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"Good morning," Ziva said, looking rather excited as everyone came into the Danger Shop. "I promised all of you that you would be able to learn how to use some vehicles that are not cars, and that is what we are going to do today. You are going to get to drive three different vehicles today, one on each section of the track." The track looked smooth and obstacle-free from here which should have been the first sign of danger. "Each vehicle handles very differently, but I believe you are all ready for a challenge. Go on and get started."

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Re: Vehicle #2: School Bus

[bitchprince]

Not killing or strangling them left out Arthur's two favourite options, which meant he was going to have to settle for the third option. "If any of you say another word," he informed the back of the bus, stopping it momentarily, halfway down the track, "I will personally throw you off this bus."

There was a short silence.

And then one of the kids piped up, "CAN I SEE YOUR SWORD?"

"ARE YOU AN ACTUAL KNIGHT?"

"SWORD! SWORD!"

Arthur was going to brain himself with the steering wheel. Just you wait.