Driver's Ed [Thursday, Week 8, Period 2]

[eager-platypus.livejournal.com]

"Good morning," Ziva said, looking rather excited as everyone came into the Danger Shop. "I promised all of you that you would be able to learn how to use some vehicles that are not cars, and that is what we are going to do today. You are going to get to drive three different vehicles today, one on each section of the track." The track looked smooth and obstacle-free from here which should have been the first sign of danger. "Each vehicle handles very differently, but I believe you are all ready for a challenge. Go on and get started."

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Vehicle #2: School Bus

[eager-platypus.livejournal.com]

It's not a full-sized cheese wagon (http://www.used-buses.net/bustypes/img/school-bus-3.jpg), which is probably good since it's filled with screaming elementary school children. And no, you're not allowed to kill or strangle any of them.

Re: Vehicle #2: School Bus

[bitchprince]

Not killing or strangling them left out Arthur's two favourite options, which meant he was going to have to settle for the third option. "If any of you say another word," he informed the back of the bus, stopping it momentarily, halfway down the track, "I will personally throw you off this bus."

There was a short silence.

And then one of the kids piped up, "CAN I SEE YOUR SWORD?"

"ARE YOU AN ACTUAL KNIGHT?"

"SWORD! SWORD!"

Arthur was going to brain himself with the steering wheel. Just you wait.

Re: Vehicle #2: School Bus

[stylin-wizard.livejournal.com]

Alex knew she wasn't allowed to kill or strangle the children on the bus, but no one had said anything about silencing them for the ride. What would a little muting spell hurt?

Gripping the steering wheel as tightly as she could, Alex stared straight ahead as she drove down the track. She was sorely tempted to use that spell, otherwise she might go crazy before they reached the end of the track.

Re: Vehicle #2: School Bus

[anarchist-queen.livejournal.com]

Leda ignored the little bastards as long as she could. But when the constant chatter, and jokes about her being a Fairy escalated to one of them grabbing her ears, she put her foot down.

Literally.

"Red light!"

*screeeech!*

"Sit down, just in case that happens again."