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When the class came in, they would have noticed several things. Quite apart from a complete lack of the ubiquitous handouts, Bond was leaning against the wall. This wasn't so unusual, however he usually wasn't wearing such tight clothing, nor did he usually pose in quite that manner, or display a fresh ring of teeth-marks on one forearm.

It was probably best for all concerned to ignore the thing currently growing on his upper lip.

If anyone still had any doubts that something not quite right was going on, they would ahve been dispelled the moment he opened his mouth. "I am Paulo," he said in a thick accent that could have come from any number of places."I am here, at great expense, to teach you about love-making."

"So ask me questions. Any question, I tell you answers for them all."

"I am also willing to give practical teaching," he added with a coquettish tilt of his head. "For you my rates are quite reasonable, and I do group bookings as well."

Yes, he did just say that. Someone would be spending the foreseeable future at the bottom of a bottle once the gremlin bite wore off.

[ooc: ~~wait for~~ ocd up.]

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"Love-making is always a test. A test of the heart and the body. Especially the body."

Okay, probably not a test. Well, not a test in that Bond was probably just crazy today. "It tests the body? How?"

"The stamina. You must love them long time. More fulfilling."

"Longer is better? How long?"

"Long enough. More better is what you do with it."

"You can do different things with it?"

"I can show," Paulo said, looking over Kyle. "You get discount since you small."

"Uh," Kyle started. "Thanks, but you're not really my type." Oddly enough, not the first time he'd be propositioned in his life.

"I can be anyone's type. Just need description."

Paulo was flexible in more than one way.

"I prefer women," he explained, then added, "with no facial hair." It was an important distinction. "Who aren't my teacher."

"What is wrong with the facial hair?"

In a word? Everything.

"Nothing," Kyle replied reassuringly. He was, after all, considering a moustache one day when he could grow facial hair. Or maybe sideburns and some stubble. "Only not on women."

"You only say that because you have not known bearded lady."

It was best not to question that statement too closely,

"I don't think I want to," Kyle replied. "Is that what you do when you're not here? Meet, um, bearded ladies."

"I meet lots of people. Paulo is everyone's special friend."

"What's so special?" Oh Kyle, wrong question to ask.

"Their special naked friend. Sometimes other kinds of friend, but they cost more."

"That is definitely something I never needed to know about you," he shook his head.

Paulo reached over to clap Kyle's shoulder. "You get over beard thing, maybe I be your special friend too one day."

"Let's talk about it next week," Kyle said, patting Paulo's hand reassuringly. He was using the voice he usually used to calm people down. "Deal?"

"Deal," Paul agreed, smiling. "I am good special naked friend to have."

"I believe you," he replied. "I'm sure you're a good any kind of friend to have."

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