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fandomhigh2009-09-28 09:14 pm
doubleohblonde) wrote in fandomhigh2009-09-28 09:14 pm
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Sex Ed [Monday, Period Five]
When the class came in, they would have noticed several things. Quite apart from a complete lack of the ubiquitous handouts, Bond was leaning against the wall. This wasn't so unusual, however he usually wasn't wearing such tight clothing, nor did he usually pose in quite that manner, or display a fresh ring of teeth-marks on one forearm.
It was probably best for all concerned to ignore the thing currently growing on his upper lip.
If anyone still had any doubts that something not quite right was going on, they would ahve been dispelled the moment he opened his mouth. "I am Paulo," he said in a thick accent that could have come from any number of places."I am here, at great expense, to teach you about love-making."
"So ask me questions. Any question, I tell you answers for them all."
"I am also willing to give practical teaching," he added with a coquettish tilt of his head. "For you my rates are quite reasonable, and I do group bookings as well."
Yes, he did just say that. Someone would be spending the foreseeable future at the bottom of a bottle once the gremlin bite wore off.
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It was probably best for all concerned to ignore the thing currently growing on his upper lip.
If anyone still had any doubts that something not quite right was going on, they would ahve been dispelled the moment he opened his mouth. "I am Paulo," he said in a thick accent that could have come from any number of places."I am here, at great expense, to teach you about love-making."
"So ask me questions. Any question, I tell you answers for them all."
"I am also willing to give practical teaching," he added with a coquettish tilt of his head. "For you my rates are quite reasonable, and I do group bookings as well."
Yes, he did just say that. Someone would be spending the foreseeable future at the bottom of a bottle once the gremlin bite wore off.
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