Sex Ed [Monday, Period Five]

[doubleohblonde]

When the class came in, they would have noticed several things. Quite apart from a complete lack of the ubiquitous handouts, Bond was leaning against the wall. This wasn't so unusual, however he usually wasn't wearing such tight clothing, nor did he usually pose in quite that manner, or display a fresh ring of teeth-marks on one forearm.

It was probably best for all concerned to ignore the thing currently growing on his upper lip.

If anyone still had any doubts that something not quite right was going on, they would ahve been dispelled the moment he opened his mouth. "I am Paulo," he said in a thick accent that could have come from any number of places."I am here, at great expense, to teach you about love-making."

"So ask me questions. Any question, I tell you answers for them all."

"I am also willing to give practical teaching," he added with a coquettish tilt of his head. "For you my rates are quite reasonable, and I do group bookings as well."

Yes, he did just say that. Someone would be spending the foreseeable future at the bottom of a bottle once the gremlin bite wore off.

[ooc: wait for ocd up.]

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Re: Talk to the TAs - Sex Ed [Week 5]

[weetinyreese.livejournal.com]

Kyle took the note, but of course had no idea what it said. He stared at it for a few moments, seeing if he could magically suddenly read what it said, but no dice. He set the note aside on his desk, didn't reply and awkwardly tried to pay attention to Bond instead of Rose.

It wasn't his best plan.

Re: Talk to the TAs - Sex Ed [Week 5]

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

Uh, okay. Rose frowned at him.

And he got another note.

When'd you get boring?

Re: Talk to the TAs - Sex Ed [Week 5]

[weetinyreese.livejournal.com]

Kyle looked uncomfortable and set that note next to the other one. "Later," he whispered, trying not to get Paulo's attention.

Re: Talk to the TAs - Sex Ed [Week 5]

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

Rose raised her eyebrows curiously then nodded before turning her attention back to making sure 'Paolo' didn't try to grope anyone.