Heroing [Tuesday, Period 2, Class 12]

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

When Captain Hammer came to class today, he was just getting ready to boom his normal greeting to the class when, out of nowhere, a gremlin snuck up on him. (Which he'd never admit.) And bit him. (Which he would try to forget later.)

Don't worry. Class would still be handled.

"My name is Rainbow Brite!" she/he said...brightly. "And I'm from Rainbow Land! I'm here to add color to your world! For class, we're gonna play with color! What's your favorite color? Draw a picture of yourself wearing it!" She gestured to some art supplies that she'd dragged out (or that Captain Hammer had, prior to class actually getting there. Either way.) "And I can turn anything into colors, with my Color Belt!" She selected something from a small pocket, then held it up. A rainbow shot out of her belt buckle and through the small object onto a desk, turning it from boring brown to a bright, vibrant purple!

At least, in her head. Slash his head. In real life, nooooothing really happened, but Captain Hammer was holding his belt buckle and a penny from his pocket. So there's some interesting imagery.

"See? So today, play with color!" She grinned at the assembled older kids, then spun in a circle. Because she could. Then she set to work turning all the desks different colors!

In her own mind, anyway. The desks were totally the same color.

[I DUNNO.]

Comments

Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

Or at least the exclamation point-happy little girl.

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

He was bruised and grumpy and pissed off but it'd been so worth getting up and coming to class just so he could see this.

Because, wow. Captain Hammer thought he was a girl. His own gremlin bite was seeming less and less bad by the minute.

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[peace_n_war]

This, Warren decided, staring at Captain Hammer with an eyebrow raised, was the best lecture ever.

And considering his last school and most of the classes around here, that really said something.

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[momslilassassin]

Ben had seen enough gremlin bites in the last few days to know not to laugh.

He snickered anyway. He'd gotten bit already, so it wasn't like karma would catch up with him.

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[absolutesnark]

Summer was very amused while listening to the lecture. She tried hard not to giggle, but it was impossible.

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[walks-two-paths.livejournal.com]

That's okay as her best friend was losing the giggle battle, too.

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[lordofthecats.livejournal.com]

Lion-o was laughing and looking around for Momoko to see what she thought of her big hero now.

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[heromaniac]

Momoko was too busy boggling at the teacher's antics to really notice Lion-o looking at her.

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[lordofthecats.livejournal.com]

Lion-o leaned over to whisper to Momoko. "I really don't think I'm going to be asking him for help figuring out what's up with my sword," said Lion-o with a smirk. "Although he might have some nice tips for picking a new color to paint my room, if I ever want to redecorate."

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[heromaniac]

Momoko stuck her tongue out at Lion-o and whispered back, "I never said you should ask him! I said She-ra wasn't a better hero!"

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[lordofthecats.livejournal.com]

"So this," said Lion-o, waving his hand in the direction of Captain Hammer, "is better than She-ra?"

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[withoutverona]

The most useless class ever was useless in a more interesting than usual way today. Romeo felt better.

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[weetuskenraider]

This, Tahiri decided, was just special.

Of course, she hadn't gotten bitten yet this week.

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[momslilassassin]

Ben tried to catch her eye. Amusement rolled off of him in waves.

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[weetuskenraider]

Tahiri glanced over at him, trying very hard not to just break down into hysterical giggles on the spot.

. . . the amusement she was picking up from him wasn't helping at all.

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[momslilassassin]

Wonder what he seems coming out of his belt, Ben thought, trying not to burst out laughing in the middle of class.

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[weetuskenraider]

Tahiri clapped both hands over her mouth but couldn't smother a squeak.

Don't need to know! she thought desperately.

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Johnny wasn't going to laugh, but that didn't mean this wasn't totally amusing.

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[mrodneymckay.livejournal.com]

Rodney groaned. He never should have thought that this class couldn't get anymore useless.

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka raised a hand. "Excuse me? Can I be excused for just a moment? I left something important" -- his camera -- "back in my room."

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

"Don't you want to color?" Rainbow Brite asked sadly.

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

"No, no, I do," Sokka reassured her. "I just... need... a thing. A very important thing. That I left in my room. It'll only take ten seconds, I swear."

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

"Weeeell." Rainbow Brite considered. "Hurry back, then!"

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[noboynextdoor.livejournal.com]

This week was quite possibly the best week of Jess's life. There was nothing quite like teacher insanity to make him glad he'd come to class.

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[heromaniac]

Momoko just stared. It was really an odd week, but kind of a relief after the last one.