Heroing [Tuesday, Period 2, Class 12]

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

When Captain Hammer came to class today, he was just getting ready to boom his normal greeting to the class when, out of nowhere, a gremlin snuck up on him. (Which he'd never admit.) And bit him. (Which he would try to forget later.)

Don't worry. Class would still be handled.

"My name is Rainbow Brite!" she/he said...brightly. "And I'm from Rainbow Land! I'm here to add color to your world! For class, we're gonna play with color! What's your favorite color? Draw a picture of yourself wearing it!" She gestured to some art supplies that she'd dragged out (or that Captain Hammer had, prior to class actually getting there. Either way.) "And I can turn anything into colors, with my Color Belt!" She selected something from a small pocket, then held it up. A rainbow shot out of her belt buckle and through the small object onto a desk, turning it from boring brown to a bright, vibrant purple!

At least, in her head. Slash his head. In real life, nooooothing really happened, but Captain Hammer was holding his belt buckle and a penny from his pocket. So there's some interesting imagery.

"See? So today, play with color!" She grinned at the assembled older kids, then spun in a circle. Because she could. Then she set to work turning all the desks different colors!

In her own mind, anyway. The desks were totally the same color.

[I DUNNO.]

Comments

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[heromaniac]

Momoko stuck her tongue out at Lion-o and whispered back, "I never said you should ask him! I said She-ra wasn't a better hero!"

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[lordofthecats.livejournal.com]

"So this," said Lion-o, waving his hand in the direction of Captain Hammer, "is better than She-ra?"

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[heromaniac]

"He was bitten by a gremlin! He's obviously... uhm... poisoned or something and can't think straight!" Momoko waved her hand towards the teacher, still not sure how she came to be defending him. "Today totally doesn't count."

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[lordofthecats.livejournal.com]

Lion-o sighed. "Alright, I give you that. But I'll bet that She-ra is still a better hero even when she gets bitten by a gremlin!"

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[heromaniac]

Momoko rolled her eyes. "How could she be a hero if she was poisoned by a gremlin? It apparently makes you not be what you think you are and think you are something completely different! Even if she was a good hero, getting bitten would make her a bad one!" Uh, duh? Look at their teacher over there trying to make colours appear from his belt buckle?

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[lordofthecats.livejournal.com]

"Alright, alright," said Lion-o. "I guess we'll never really know unless she gets bitten. That is if we actually see her again."

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[heromaniac]

"I am absolutely sure that we will. Especially if this bite thing doesn't wear off. Someone has to teach class, you now!"

And make all the boys drool and fumble over themselves to talk to her. Momoko rested her head on her desk and stole a glance in Warren's direction as she thought that.

"But if she was as good as you think she is, she'd have been hired as the teacher instead, don't you think?"

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[lordofthecats.livejournal.com]

"I guess so. Then again, have you seen the vice principal?" asked Lion-o.

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[heromaniac]

Her head popped back up for a second and she pouted at him. "Mr Deadpool is really really nice! He gave me shoes!"

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[lordofthecats.livejournal.com]

"Really?" said Lion-o, groaning. Maybe he shouldn't have said anything. "I've never really had to talk to him before. Guess I should get to know him better."

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[heromaniac]

"Well, I did kinda beg for them," she admitted. "He is weird, I guess. He taught modeling when I first got here and he even made the boys wear dresses! But he's really nice, too, unless he doesn't like you and then he can be kind of mean!"

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[lordofthecats.livejournal.com]

"I'll try to stay on his good side if I meet him," said Lion-o.

A few beats later, he asked, "Does Mr. Deadpool know anything about swords?"

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[heromaniac]

"Hmm. you know, I don't remember. You can ask, though! He may at least know someone, since he does use weapons!" She thought for a moment. "Really, I don't know who at this school would use a sword. You may have to wait and talk to She-ra after all."

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[lordofthecats.livejournal.com]

"Or I could just wait and ask Lord Jaga when I go home. The end of the semester is not that far away," said Lion-o.

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[heromaniac]

"True! He's not the kind of guy to simply say 'you have to figure it out yourself, Lion-o' is he?"

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[lordofthecats.livejournal.com]

"Not really," said Lion-o. "He's like a second dad to me, and he's always really helpful if I have a problem."

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[heromaniac]

She stretched out on the desk and sighed. "Ah! Yeah. The Professor is like that for me. Not about swords, mean, the second father part. But if Lord Jaga knows about the sword, why wouldn't he tell you before you left? That would make more sense, wouldn't it?"





[sorry, work ran late tonight :( ]

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[lordofthecats.livejournal.com]

"Well, I didn't have the sword when I first came to Fandom," said Lion-o. "It just sort of appeared a few months later when I ran into trouble on Nemesis Island."

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[heromaniac]

Oh yeah! "I forgot you got it when you went to the other island! I was still totally confused about what was going on at this school when Nemesis Island came here. There. I mean, when there was a Nemesis Island." She blinked a few times then chuckled. "That seems like forever ago!"

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[lordofthecats.livejournal.com]

"Once you fight zombies, I guess you forget about all those other little hassles," said Lion-o with a shrug.

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[heromaniac]

"It's more like, once people you care about die and turn into zombies that you have to fight, but yeah!" She smiled at him. "Oh, hey, I forgot to say thanks for helping in the fight the other day! That was pretty brave of you, so thanks very much! I'm sure Mr Snarf was not happy about it, though!"

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[lordofthecats.livejournal.com]

"He definitely got whiny about it, but I threatened to lock him in my closet again if he wouldn't let me go," said Lion-o with a smirk. "Besides, he was just as vulnerable as anyone else if the zombies had gotten into the dorms."

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[heromaniac]

"True! And everyone who can help should! Someday he'll realize you're not a baby anymore."

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[lordofthecats.livejournal.com]

"I hope so. It's so embarrassing when he fusses over me," said Lion-o, pouting.

Re: Listen to the...lecture? [04/08]

[heromaniac]

Momoko nodded sympathetically. "You just have to be patient! You're already doing stuff without him so eventually he'll see that you can do even more! He's probably also worried you won't care about him if he doesn't do stuff for you." She frowned, "Oh yeah. I have to write home to my mom."