Ethics [Tuesday, April 7, 2nd period]

[sith_happened]

When the Ethics students arrived, they'd notice a number of tables in the room, all holding nests of Woklings.

"Today we talk about lust," he said. "Or rather, the unintended consequences that can happen when you take action without precautions."

He smiled. "I don't think you'll actually make an Ewok, no, but droid babies have been done to death." He also thought that the students might need something that looked a little like giant teddy bears this week. He wouldn't say that though, for fear of tarnishing his reputation. These are sentient creatures from the forest moon of Endor." He then went on to explain what Ewoks eat (other than Han Solo), how much they slept (not much), and general care of the species. "If any of these are neglected or set on fire, the island will not be big enough for you to escape from me," he said darkly. He held up a pamphlet of Ewok to English translations. "The Woklings are young, but they do know some language. I've also made certain to get their names from the Chief this time. Please listen carefully as your names and then their names are called."

He glanced down at his notes. "Oh, I also realize that this is Prom weekend. If you are attending the dance, please arrange for babysitting."

Comments

Re: Pair #3: Chuck and Joan

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"It'll teach him to man up," Chuck replied. "I don't want a wussy kid anyways."

Re: Pair #3: Chuck and Joan

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

Joan rolled her eyes. "Real men are allowed to have feelings."

Or so her dad always said.

Re: Pair #3: Chuck and Joan

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"I see you're a graduate of the Peter Petrelli School of Wussery," Chuck said, teasing lightly.

Re: Pair #3: Chuck and Joan

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

"Actually, I learned that from my daddy."

Re: Pair #3: Chuck and Joan

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

That simply did not compute in Chuck's head. "You must have an...interesting household."

Must be like an episode of Barney or something.

Re: Pair #3: Chuck and Joan

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

"My dad's a cop," Joan explained.

Re: Pair #3: Chuck and Joan

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"That sucks," Chuck said immediately. If his dad was a cop...oh god, Chuck couldn't even think about it.

Re: Pair #3: Chuck and Joan

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

Joan shrugged. "My dad's a good guy."

Re: Pair #3: Chuck and Joan

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"Lucky you," Chuck mumbled. He sighed. "I shouldn't have trouble finding a sitter for Friday. Just leave him with me Thursday night and I'll take care of it."

Joan might be able to hear foreboding music in the background after that sentence.

Re: Pair #3: Chuck and Joan

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

"Okay, I'll take him until Thursday then," Joan said.

Her foreboding music sensors were clearly on the fritz.