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fandomhigh2009-04-06 10:56 pm
sith_happened) wrote in fandomhigh2009-04-06 10:56 pm
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Ethics [Tuesday, April 7, 2nd period]
When the Ethics students arrived, they'd notice a number of tables in the room, all holding nests of Woklings.
"Today we talk about lust," he said. "Or rather, the unintended consequences that can happen when you take action without precautions."
He smiled. "I don't think you'll actually make an Ewok, no, but droid babies have been done to death." He also thought that the students might need something that looked a little like giant teddy bears this week. He wouldn't say that though, for fear of tarnishing his reputation. These are sentient creatures from the forest moon of Endor." He then went on to explain what Ewoks eat (other than Han Solo), how much they slept (not much), and general care of the species. "If any of these are neglected or set on fire, the island will not be big enough for you to escape from me," he said darkly. He held up a pamphlet of Ewok to English translations. "The Woklings are young, but they do know some language. I've also made certain to get their names from the Chief this time. Please listen carefully as your names and then their names are called."
He glanced down at his notes. "Oh, I also realize that this is Prom weekend. If you are attending the dance, please arrange for babysitting."
"Today we talk about lust," he said. "Or rather, the unintended consequences that can happen when you take action without precautions."
He smiled. "I don't think you'll actually make an Ewok, no, but droid babies have been done to death." He also thought that the students might need something that looked a little like giant teddy bears this week. He wouldn't say that though, for fear of tarnishing his reputation. These are sentient creatures from the forest moon of Endor." He then went on to explain what Ewoks eat (other than Han Solo), how much they slept (not much), and general care of the species. "If any of these are neglected or set on fire, the island will not be big enough for you to escape from me," he said darkly. He held up a pamphlet of Ewok to English translations. "The Woklings are young, but they do know some language. I've also made certain to get their names from the Chief this time. Please listen carefully as your names and then their names are called."
He glanced down at his notes. "Oh, I also realize that this is Prom weekend. If you are attending the dance, please arrange for babysitting."
Re: Pair #3: Chuck and Joan
Joan might be able to hear foreboding music in the background after that sentence.
Re: Pair #3: Chuck and Joan
Her foreboding music sensors were clearly on the fritz.