http://stupid-toasters.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] stupid-toasters.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-03-22 08:07 am
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Library, Sunday

Being himself this week meant Lee was a lot less rambunctious and a lot more calm during his library shift. He was still a little agitated for the fact that he'd lost something important but he wasn't taking that agitation out on the books or by running up and down the aisles.

No, later, he'd just punch a wall or something.

For now, he was paging through a catalog he'd requested on a whim, checking out a few different things and wondering if he could make it work. It was a complete whim and he still had no idea what he wanted to do after graduation but things were becoming a little clearer, at least.

And the catalog had pictures, if anything.

Re: Morning

[identity profile] not-a-mused.livejournal.com 2009-03-23 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
"Ugh," the twist of Cal's face agreed. "No kidding. For one, construction paper tastes cross anyway, and two, it'd have kid spit all over it. I'd bet she'd realize it was cardboard and just spit it back in the jar, so there's be a little chewed up glob of pulp inside it then, too."

And he would know better than anyone that that was exactly what that little girl would have done.

Re: Morning

[identity profile] not-a-mused.livejournal.com 2009-03-23 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
"Cut you open?" Cal took a wild stab in the dark at that one.

Re: Morning

[identity profile] not-a-mused.livejournal.com 2009-03-23 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
"Just make sure there aren't any blankets in your way."

Re: Morning

[identity profile] not-a-mused.livejournal.com 2009-03-23 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
"Glad to help," Cal nodded, half wishing he actually had taken a bite out of the heart and spit it out, just because.

Re: Morning

[identity profile] not-a-mused.livejournal.com 2009-03-23 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
"Appreciate the offer," said Cal, "but I think I'll pass. I don't know how I'd explain to my girlfriend some other chick's heart in a jar."

Re: Morning

[identity profile] not-a-mused.livejournal.com 2009-03-23 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Sugar and spice and some nice XY chromosomes.

"Wonder who it was," Cal mused, which could be dangerous, but he trusted his acting abilities enough to look clueless.

Re: Morning

[identity profile] not-a-mused.livejournal.com 2009-03-23 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Especially if you mentioned jar stealing and...did you say...candy licking?"
Edited 2009-03-23 02:06 (UTC)

Re: Morning

[identity profile] not-a-mused.livejournal.com 2009-03-23 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Cal would have told himself not to laugh, but laughing, he realized, probably made a better case toward clearly not being the candy-licker. "Gross. Kids are messed up, man."

Re: Morning

[identity profile] not-a-mused.livejournal.com 2009-03-23 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
"Ugh! So maybe that little girl was doing you a favor by stealing your jar!"

Even if it made Cal a little sad, because then Lee could have joined a slowly building, illustrious rank of 'people who wound up eating Cal's spit on a weird ass weekend.'

Re: Morning

[identity profile] not-a-mused.livejournal.com 2009-03-23 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Little you sounds like he was very....resourceful."

Re: Morning

[identity profile] not-a-mused.livejournal.com 2009-03-23 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
"Okay," Cal snorted a laugh. "I've got a brother, so I can get that one."

Re: Morning

[identity profile] not-a-mused.livejournal.com 2009-03-23 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
"And I'm sure that'd go over well with your girlfriend," Cal noted. "If a slightly chewed and spit piece of heart is a cutting offense, I'm not sure I want to think of what a broken jar would mean."

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