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screwyoumarvel ([personal profile] screwyoumarvel) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-02-16 01:35 am
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Sex Ed, Monday [2-9] Third Period

"I hope everyone had a good time with their flour babies," said Steve. "First, everyone will please turn them in and tell the class a little about your week and what you did with your 'child.' I hope it was good practice for the weekend after the prom, although most of those will be much more demanding."

Once that part of the class was over, Steve said, "Moving right along, let's talk about things you can do with your partner instead of having sex.

"Now, I'm not going to tell you to wait until marriage, because that would be hypocritical." Steve turned red. "And I'm sure that's far more information than you ever wanted to know, and apologize. But really, if you're not in a one hundred percent committed relationship with someone, there are a lot of things you should be doing before sex, because you should really only ever have sexual relations with someone you're in a one hundred percent committed relationship with. There are a lot of things you can do to express your feelings for another person besides sex, and they'll help you get to know each other so that you can move forward toward...that point." Steve turned red again. "You can talk. You can cuddle. You can go for a walk, or work out together, or cook a meal for or with someone. All sorts of things. Just don't ever watch someone sleep, especially without their permission or knowledge. It may sound romantic, but it's actually pretty creepy. Think how you'd feel if you woke up to someone randomly staring at you." He gave them a moment to consider that. "So, for the rest of the class, let's brainstorm ideas for things you can do with your significant other that don't involve sexual activity."

Re: Report on Your Flour Children

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Jamie held up his pecan pie.

"I helped my child reach its utmost potential."

Re: Discussion

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Eating chocolate and possibly beating each other up?"
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[personal profile] i_vanquish_evil 2009-02-16 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Van Helsing, G. M.
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Re: Report on Your Flour Children

[personal profile] i_vanquish_evil 2009-02-16 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Van Helsing says nothing as he hands over the bag of flour. He's not sure he even remembers the name it was given. Oh, and did we mention that he did not haul it around all weekend? It sat comfortably in a nest of blankets on the floor in his room. No one bothered it. Needless to say, Van Helsing is not cut out for having children.

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[identity profile] justwantsquiet.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Sookie Stackhouse

Re: Report on Your Flour Children

[identity profile] justwantsquiet.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"I didn't have any part in this!" Sookie had to add quickly. "I yelled at him for baking our child and got chastised for my stridency."

Look at that. Two of her Words of the Day from her calendar in one sentence.

Re: Report on Your Flour Children

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"It was all me," Jamie happily admitted. "But if she had it her way our child would have just been stuck a bag of flour instead of a stack of fluffy pancakes or a delicious peeeecan pie."

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[identity profile] elephantgadget.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Helen Haras-Uquara

Re: Report on Your Flour Children

[identity profile] elephantgadget.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Helen honestly didn't have much to say about little Jamie Klaus Michael Joris van der Woodsen-Haras-Uquara. It was, after all, just a bag of flour and hardly equivalent to a child in any way.

Re: Discussion

[identity profile] elephantgadget.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Helen seriously doubted she was ever likely to have a 'significant other'. Still... "Dinner out, perhaps?"
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[personal profile] lovemykilt 2009-02-16 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Priestly

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[identity profile] stylin-wizard.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Alex Russo

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[identity profile] chic-harper.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Harper Finkle
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Re: During the Lecture

[personal profile] lovemykilt 2009-02-16 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Priestly was totally down with doing other stuff before jumping in the sack. But he wasn't sure sex really had to be limited to just people you're 100% committed to. That just seemed like overkill.
lovemykilt: (dude)

Re: Discussion

[personal profile] lovemykilt 2009-02-16 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"Making out," Priestly said.

What? It wasn't sex.

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[identity profile] notyourpawn.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Alice Liddell

... murder totally isn't sex.

Re: Report on Your Flour Children

[identity profile] notyourpawn.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Alice folded her hands neatly on her desk. "Reggie Jr.'s father and I had a rather unpleasant custody battle, but I insisted on my parental rights, so we had joint custody. I had Reggie until Thursday. Most of that time, he was in a small shoebox under my bed, with a few of Dinah's cat toys and a blanket. Perhaps they amused him. This experience has clearly taught me that I am not prepared to be a parent, as I have no maternal instincts and little concern for Reggie's welfare. Therefore, I shan't be engaging in any of those sex-things, and I feel this class was a success."

(Yelling / extra assignments / detention: whatever he wants to throw at her is fine.)

Re: Discussion

[identity profile] notyourpawn.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"Watch movies together," Alice suggested. "Get ice cream. Have a picnic. Play a game of chess."

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[identity profile] once-a-traitor.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Edmund Pevensie

Re: Report on Your Flour Children

[identity profile] outofthecage.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"Priestly and I did not cook our child," Éowyn said, giving Jamie a shocked look. "We took turns, and that was quite useful in ensuring proper care."
Edited 2009-02-16 21:37 (UTC)
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Re: OOC

[personal profile] likethegun 2009-02-16 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
*is dead of topic*

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