screwyoumarvel: (Steve is depressed)
screwyoumarvel ([personal profile] screwyoumarvel) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-02-09 03:28 am
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Sex Ed, Monday [2-9] Third Period

Steve looked horribly embarrassed as he started class today. "I would just like to begin by apologizing to anyone I insulted, in any form, over the weekend. I was, like many of you, not myself, but that doesn't make some of the things I said to people any less reprehensible." He didn't think he was ever going to come to terms with the memory of that person's anger and prejudice. And that had been him. God. "Now. Moving along to our class topic. Last week we talked about pregnancy, this week you're going to participate in a practical exercise. I have here nine five pound bags of flour, one for every two of you, because yes, you have been randomly divided into couples. For the next week, these are your babies. You will carry them everywhere. You can name and decorate them if you like, but do not damage them. I expect the bags returned intact next week. As to how I will know..." Steve picked up one bag and turned the bottom to face the class, revealing his signature. "I'm told these would sell for a pretty penny on eBay in certain realities. Don't even think about it, Mr. Madrox. When I call your names, you can come up and get your 'baby,' and then spend the rest of the period getting acquainted with your new partner in parenting."

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] death-and-pies.livejournal.com 2009-02-09 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
Ned was just going to listen to the lecture while his head was buried in his arms on the desk.

Re: Pair Off - Gwen Cooper and Ned

[identity profile] death-and-pies.livejournal.com 2009-02-09 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
While not the most pleasant of assignments, Ned could deal with this. It was flour. It wasn't alive. He could deal.

At least there'd be no marriage involved.

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] once-a-traitor.livejournal.com 2009-02-09 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Edmund Pevensie

Re: Pair Off - Edmund Pevensie and Harper Finkle

[identity profile] once-a-traitor.livejournal.com 2009-02-09 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Edmund stared. Then he stared some more. He wasn't quite sure when he was going to get over the staring.

Re: OOC

[identity profile] once-a-traitor.livejournal.com 2009-02-09 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Now I'm wondering what Captain America's shield would taste like. Thank you for the weird thought of the day.

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] bad-nose-job.livejournal.com 2009-02-09 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Penelope Wilhern

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] bad-nose-job.livejournal.com 2009-02-09 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Penelope was herself this weekend, and somewhat amused at her fellow classmates who weren't.

Re: Pair off - Gabriel Van Helsing and Penelope Wilhern

[identity profile] bad-nose-job.livejournal.com 2009-02-09 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
A bag of flour. Penelope stared and then shrugged. Carrying it around all week might be a bit of a pain, but sharing this effort with her partner would be tolerable.

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] new-to-liirness.livejournal.com 2009-02-09 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Liir Thropp

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] new-to-liirness.livejournal.com 2009-02-09 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
...flour?

Well, it was better than those creepy tik tok things he'd seen one class use.

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2009-02-09 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Jamie Madrox

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