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screwyoumarvel ([personal profile] screwyoumarvel) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-02-09 03:28 am
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Sex Ed, Monday [2-9] Third Period

Steve looked horribly embarrassed as he started class today. "I would just like to begin by apologizing to anyone I insulted, in any form, over the weekend. I was, like many of you, not myself, but that doesn't make some of the things I said to people any less reprehensible." He didn't think he was ever going to come to terms with the memory of that person's anger and prejudice. And that had been him. God. "Now. Moving along to our class topic. Last week we talked about pregnancy, this week you're going to participate in a practical exercise. I have here nine five pound bags of flour, one for every two of you, because yes, you have been randomly divided into couples. For the next week, these are your babies. You will carry them everywhere. You can name and decorate them if you like, but do not damage them. I expect the bags returned intact next week. As to how I will know..." Steve picked up one bag and turned the bottom to face the class, revealing his signature. "I'm told these would sell for a pretty penny on eBay in certain realities. Don't even think about it, Mr. Madrox. When I call your names, you can come up and get your 'baby,' and then spend the rest of the period getting acquainted with your new partner in parenting."

Re: Pair Off - Boaz Priestly and Eowyn

[identity profile] outofthecage.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"I have no other classes or activities today," Éowyn said. "I can take him first, or do whatever you find easier."
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Re: Pair Off - Boaz Priestly and Eowyn

[personal profile] lovemykilt 2009-02-10 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"That could work since Priestly didn't have it in the common room yesterday. Maybe we can switch off days or something?"

Re: Pair Off - Boaz Priestly and Eowyn

[identity profile] outofthecage.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"I think that would be a lovely arrangement," Éowyn said.
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Re: Pair Off - Boaz Priestly and Eowyn

[personal profile] lovemykilt 2009-02-10 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sweet. So I'll come get it -- him -- uh. Tomorrow morning?"

Re: Pair Off - Boaz Priestly and Eowyn

[identity profile] outofthecage.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"I assure you, he will still be safe and whole when you arrive," Éowyn promised, laughing.
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Re: Pair Off - Boaz Priestly and Eowyn

[personal profile] lovemykilt 2009-02-10 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Good to know." Priestly grinned. "Man, I feel like I should be paying child support or something."