screwyoumarvel: (Steve is depressed)
screwyoumarvel ([personal profile] screwyoumarvel) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-02-09 03:28 am
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Sex Ed, Monday [2-9] Third Period

Steve looked horribly embarrassed as he started class today. "I would just like to begin by apologizing to anyone I insulted, in any form, over the weekend. I was, like many of you, not myself, but that doesn't make some of the things I said to people any less reprehensible." He didn't think he was ever going to come to terms with the memory of that person's anger and prejudice. And that had been him. God. "Now. Moving along to our class topic. Last week we talked about pregnancy, this week you're going to participate in a practical exercise. I have here nine five pound bags of flour, one for every two of you, because yes, you have been randomly divided into couples. For the next week, these are your babies. You will carry them everywhere. You can name and decorate them if you like, but do not damage them. I expect the bags returned intact next week. As to how I will know..." Steve picked up one bag and turned the bottom to face the class, revealing his signature. "I'm told these would sell for a pretty penny on eBay in certain realities. Don't even think about it, Mr. Madrox. When I call your names, you can come up and get your 'baby,' and then spend the rest of the period getting acquainted with your new partner in parenting."

Re: Pair Off - Alex Russo and Dinah Ross

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2009-02-09 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Dinah snickered. "We can figure out what we'll do with her this weekend on Saturday, after the dance? I'm going with Tony, I don't know if you were planning on going..."

Because it belatedly occurs to her that she may have just stuck Alex with babysitting, and that's kind of mean, if she had plans.

Re: Pair Off - Alex Russo and Dinah Ross

[identity profile] stylin-wizard.livejournal.com 2009-02-09 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"That sounds good, yeah," Alex nodded. She'd totally forgotten about the dance, but she wasn't about to miss it. "I'll be there, definitely."

She was fairly certain they'd figure something out.

Re: Pair Off - Alex Russo and Dinah Ross

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2009-02-09 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe just leave Kimi in a chair nearby, to watch Mommy #1 and Mommy #2 have a good time. Sure. Why not? It's not like anyone would try to get their Flower Child drunk.

Re: Pair Off - Alex Russo and Dinah Ross

[identity profile] stylin-wizard.livejournal.com 2009-02-09 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, that could work. And really, if someone did? That would just be hilarious, considering bags of flour couldn't get drunk.

Or so they hoped.