fandomhigh | Sex Ed, Monday [2-9] Third Period

Steve looked horribly embarrassed as he started class today. "I would just like to begin by apologizing to anyone I insulted, in any form, over the weekend. I was, like many of you, not myself, but that doesn't make some of the things I said to people any less reprehensible." He didn't think he was ever going to come to terms with the memory of that person's anger and prejudice. And that had been him. God. "Now. Moving along to our class topic. Last week we talked about pregnancy, this week you're going to participate in a practical exercise. I have here nine five pound bags of flour, one for every two of you, because yes, you have been randomly divided into couples. For the next week, these are your babies. You will carry them everywhere. You can name and decorate them if you like, but do not damage them. I expect the bags returned intact next week. As to how I will know..." Steve picked up one bag and turned the bottom to face the class, revealing his signature. "I'm told these would sell for a pretty penny on eBay in certain realities. Don't even think about it, Mr. Madrox. When I call your names, you can come up and get your 'baby,' and then spend the rest of the period getting acquainted with your new partner in parenting."

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"It's flour," she repeated. "It can't get clingy u-unless the bag bursts open and that's not a-an emotional commitment at all. It's simply a mess then."

"I w-will take it Wednesday. Did you want it for today, or would you like me to hand it over t-this evening?"

"...I'll take today," Jeff said, very, very meekly. "Er. You can pick it up at the hotel. And, well, it's sort of a commitment, isn't it? A commitment of white... powdery baking stuff."

"It's less of a commitment than t-the one you have with your shoes," she pointed out. "And I'm sure you'll d-do fine. How a-about I take it Thursday as well, and you take it Friday and Saturday? Sunday and b-bringing it to class next week I can handle."

It was really weird to be in the position of making the group's decisions.

"Okay," Jeff just said, meekly. He'd take orders from a potted plant, and they'd probably be better than anything he'd think up himself. "Thanks."

Sex Ed, Monday [2-9] Third Period

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