Food Appreciation [Class Four, Period #3]

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

Marshall was just kind of staring at everybody when class started. He didn't look angry or anything. He was just staring, maybe looking a bit worried.

A little more staring.

A little more...

"I'M AFRAID TO TALK TO EVERYBODY TODAY," he said suddenly. "So far today I told a radio squirrel that if I were another squirrel I'd totally tap that and I told Ted that I didn't really mind his red cowboy boots!"

Ignore the fact that nobody here knew who Ted was.

"What if I start doing lecture and I suddenly start talking about how I think Kaylee's little accent is about the cutest thing I've ever heard and how that sometimes I want to ruffle Sam's hair because it looks fun?" Marshall's eyes widened. "Oh god, I'm doing it already!"

He pointed at the buffet table which had all sorts of moddable sandwiches and subs on them.

"Sandwiches! They're delicious and easy to make! Eat them!" Marshall said. "And for the love of god, someone save me from myself!"

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Re: Listen To The Lecture

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

"How early?" Ned couldn't stop himself from asking.

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

"Fourteen!"

Kaylee was turning redder by the second.

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[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

"That's really young, Kaylee," he said, eyes wide. "I was stuck in Longburrow waiting for my dad to come get me. He never did. And I lived with all boys. I didn't think about sex."

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

"Your life makes me sad," Kaylee said, which was a lot more blunt than the way she usually said that. "An' I wanna hit your daddy in the face with a wrench. Or my fist. He's a horrible man."

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

"It's not like you could find him anyway," Ned said, shrugging. "He's got a new family and new children and he obviously thought I was old trash so he threw me out. And he doesn't know that I waited for him and prayed and hoped and asked for him to come back. He doesn't know that. Maybe he didn't hear me."

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[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

Kaylee didn't actually say anything. She kept her mouth shut and wandered over and gave him a hug.

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[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

"I don't know why my dad didn't want me," he said quietly.

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

"I dunno either but I want you an' I don't just mean that dirty," Kaylee said softly.

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

"Well, I don't mind you wanting me dirtily either," Ned said, smiling. "I kind of like it."

Good gravy.

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[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

"I want you all the time. We can't have sex here," Kaylee told him. "But maybe later tonight!"

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

"I wasn't thinking about having sex here because there are way too many people and I wouldn't be able to get it up," Ned said and then buried his face in his hands.

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

Kaylee patted his head. "An' we'd have to be quick an' I like the cuddling part!"

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

"Did you cuddle with all the other boys?" Ned asked, unable not to ask.

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

"More with the girls."

Well. There you go.

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[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

"The girls." Ned blinked. "That's...sexy."

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

"They was pretty an' all but I still like sex with you best. 'Cause I love you, not just 'cause you got a big penis."

....oh good god. Kaylee clapped a hand over her mouth, because even she knew that was Inappropriate.

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

Ned's eyes went wide, mouth falling open and cheeks turning bright red. He tried to speak but all that came out were little squeaks.

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

"You're bigger'n the others."

Kaylee, STOP.

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[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

"While I'm very glad that I'm bigger than everyone you've had previously, telling that to everyone seems counterproductive since now they all might want to see," Ned said, bright red.

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

"They can't!"

Kaylee actually grabbed a notebook and put it in front of Ned's crotch.

...what, Kaylee? What?

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[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

"What are you doing?" Ned asked curiously.

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

"Protectin' you from people who wanna look."

She paused.

"No one's listenin' anyways."

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

"I was worried that I'd hurt you," Ned said. "Because I'm big and you're not and I didn't want to break anything important. It's like a gorilla being with a mouse."

Shut up, Ned.

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[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

"The only way you'd hurt me is if we didn't bother with no foreplay," she assured him. "An' you like doin' that stuff."

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

"You might fall off of it one day." This was Ned's worst nightmare. All of his idiotic worries out in the open.