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Food Appreciation [Class Four, Period #3]

Marshall was just kind of staring at everybody when class started. He didn't look angry or anything. He was just staring, maybe looking a bit worried.

A little more staring.

A little more...

"I'M AFRAID TO TALK TO EVERYBODY TODAY," he said suddenly. "So far today I told a radio squirrel that if I were another squirrel I'd totally tap that and I told Ted that I didn't really mind his red cowboy boots!"

Ignore the fact that nobody here knew who Ted was.

"What if I start doing lecture and I suddenly start talking about how I think Kaylee's little accent is about the cutest thing I've ever heard and how that sometimes I want to ruffle Sam's hair because it looks fun?" Marshall's eyes widened. "Oh god, I'm doing it already!"

He pointed at the buffet table which had all sorts of ~~moddable~~ sandwiches and subs on them.

"Sandwiches! They're delicious and easy to make! Eat them!" Marshall said. "And for the love of god, someone save me from myself!"

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"While I'm very glad that I'm bigger than everyone you've had previously, telling that to everyone seems counterproductive since now they all might want to see," Ned said, bright red.

"They can't!"

Kaylee actually grabbed a notebook and put it in front of Ned's crotch.

...what, Kaylee? What?

"What are you doing?" Ned asked curiously.

"Protectin' you from people who wanna look."

She paused.

"No one's listenin' anyways."

"I was worried that I'd hurt you," Ned said. "Because I'm big and you're not and I didn't want to break anything important. It's like a gorilla being with a mouse."

Shut up, Ned.

"The only way you'd hurt me is if we didn't bother with no foreplay," she assured him. "An' you like doin' that stuff."

"You might fall off of it one day." This was Ned's worst nightmare. All of his idiotic worries out in the open.

"Pfff, that wouldn't happen," she assured him. "You're too big for that t'happen!"

"Stranger things have happened!" Ned said. "I once got a bloody nose from a rolling pin."

"I gave myself a concussion while fixing a mule," she admitted.

"I licked a stove once," he said and smacked his head.

"Why?" she wondered.

"Because there was cake batter on it and I didn't want to waste it," Ned explained.

"I would do that," she said truthfully.

"Well, the burner was still on and I burned my tongue," he said. "I had to go to the school nurse with a rag on my tongue because it hurt and everyone laughed at me."

"Oh, sweetheart." Kaylee hugged him again. "I done way stupider things."

Ned bit down on his hand, trying not to say anything else. "Maybe...we can talk about those later somewhere else?"

Kaylee nodded eagerly. "I kinda wanna kiss you now 'cause you're bein' sweet an' then we'd stop talkin'," she offered.

"You should do that then, I never mind kisses from you," he said, nodding.

Kaylee went onto her toes to kiss him, then. No more stupid talking.

Ned had never wanted a kiss more in his life. No more stupid talking.

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