Food Appreciation [Class Four, Period #3]

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

Marshall was just kind of staring at everybody when class started. He didn't look angry or anything. He was just staring, maybe looking a bit worried.

A little more staring.

A little more...

"I'M AFRAID TO TALK TO EVERYBODY TODAY," he said suddenly. "So far today I told a radio squirrel that if I were another squirrel I'd totally tap that and I told Ted that I didn't really mind his red cowboy boots!"

Ignore the fact that nobody here knew who Ted was.

"What if I start doing lecture and I suddenly start talking about how I think Kaylee's little accent is about the cutest thing I've ever heard and how that sometimes I want to ruffle Sam's hair because it looks fun?" Marshall's eyes widened. "Oh god, I'm doing it already!"

He pointed at the buffet table which had all sorts of moddable sandwiches and subs on them.

"Sandwiches! They're delicious and easy to make! Eat them!" Marshall said. "And for the love of god, someone save me from myself!"

Comments

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"It totally is fun," Dean said. "He's adorable when he gets this pissy expression because you're messing up his hair. Though you're not allowed to do it. Only I can do it because he's my little brother."

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[lovemykilt]

"Oh, so you'll tell us how much fun it is, and then say we can't do it? That's mean, man. Should ruffle your hair instead."

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"I only let people I'm sleeping with do that," Dean said.

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[lovemykilt]

"I bet I could if I tried." Yeah, Priestly still hadn't quite grasped the concept of 'he fights demons, he could kick your puny ass'.

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Dude, I'm not sleeping with you!" Dean may not have been following the conversation as well as he could have been.

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[lovemykilt]

"I kind of noticed!"

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Not that I haven't actually thought about it," Dean continued. "I know I'm good and Alec's pretty awesome so it just goes to follow that you'd be worth it too."

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[lovemykilt]

"You fantasizing about me is more information than I probably needed. But, uh, thank you."

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"It's not fantasizing so much as idle curiosity," Dean said. "I wonder about sex with a lot of people. It's like a mental hobby." And wow, did he really need to stop talking.

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[darkangelsawyer.livejournal.com]

Peyton had been listening to his conversation. "So I get to ruffle your hair if I want?"

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"I'd let you," Dean said. "But I'm kinda anal about the hair so I wouldn't actually like it. Unless you were distracting me with sex."

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[darkangelsawyer.livejournal.com]

"I seem to have managed to refrain from messing with the hair so far," Peyton said. "Though I do think I'm totally capable of distracting you with sex on occasion."

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"It's not that difficult really," Dean said. "I'm distracted by sex really really easily."

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[darkangelsawyer.livejournal.com]

Peyton laughed. "Yeah, I'd kind of noticed. I'm just not brave enough to attempt it as often as I'd like."

"And I totally didn't mean to say that."

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"I haven't meant to say most of what is coming out of my mouth today," Dean said.

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[darkangelsawyer.livejournal.com]

"Yeah," Peyton said. "It's not like I go around not telling the truth, but this total honesty is a bit much."

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"I do tend to shade the truth a lot," Dean said. "So this is really damned uncomfortable for me."

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[likethegun]

"You don't get to ruffle my hair!" Sam protested. "Unless you really want to, because I can't really say no to you."

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"No, it's me that can't say no to you," Dean argued.

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[likethegun]

"You say no to me all the time!" Sam protested.

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Only when it's not serious or when you really want me to say no deep down," Dean said.

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[likethegun]

"It does weird me out when you know what I really want sometimes," Sam admitted.

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"I've spent my entire life studying you," Dean said. "Figuring you out and keeping you safe and happy is my life's work."

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[likethegun]

"I don't want to be your job," Sam said. "I've told you that before, and it's still true."

Re: Listen To The Lecture

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"You don't get a choice," Dean said. "I can't stop doing it now. It's what I am."